What is your funniest movie scene? - Page 2

Laminge · 15-03-2005, 10:44 PM

American Pie The Wedding

Return of the wedding ring and the teeth stains!

Casper · 15-03-2005, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by RSgerry

Porkys has some top moments. the 'lassie' scene is a treat, but i cry laughing every time i see the scene in the headmasters office with the two gym coaches and miss ballbreaker. when the headmaster asks "can we not call it a penis, that sounds so formal. i prefer to call it a tallywhacker" the two coaches cracking up laughing kill me.

lol, thats a classic. The coach just loses it!

Blazing Saddles ... the BEAN SCENE!

XR6Gal · 15-03-2005, 10:49 PM

Orgazmo: When T-rex comes in.... hahahah. Actually that whole movie is pretty funny!

Old School: When Frank is streaking & when Frank gets shot by the tranq gun.. hahaha

smciner1 · 15-03-2005, 10:56 PM

/me tries to narrow it down to just one scene in Kung-Pow, Enter the Fist (tm)......

XP6 · 15-03-2005, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamie XR6

For me, it's The Life of Brian.

The scene is when Brian is brought to Pontius Pilate and he is telling the story about his good friend Biggus Dickus.

I can't count how many times I've seen this movie over the years but no matter how many times I watch it, this scene still has me in tears of laughter.

I think it's because, as a member of the Australian Defence Force, I can relate to the guards all standing around trying not to laugh while something funny is being said.

Yep hard to beat the old Monty films... 3p for lump of shit!(my fav funny moment, when she gets the boot...)

Yum-Yum · 15-03-2005, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Child

Hahahaha!! Quote Random fratboy: "I think Ive had these before"

I was eating when i read that post to yum yum you bastard. Needless to say my sandwich has been put down for now....

Bwahahahaha, sorry bout that dude...hope it goes down well
muwhahahahaha!!!

3Toed · 15-03-2005, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by smciner1

/me tries to narrow it down to just one scene in Kung-Pow, Enter the Fist (tm)......

LOL! I forgot about that one. Probably the best scene was when the dog woofs and then a second later you actually hear the woof. They actually misdubbed the woof! bwahahahahaha

kiwikid · 15-03-2005, 11:56 PM

quick i need gofer chucks

carratt · 16-03-2005, 02:19 AM

hard to pick from so many. One of the more recent ones would have to be from DODGEBALL.

"if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball". To which Chubbs starts to pelt wrenchs at them.

funny as hell

bindi · 16-03-2005, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by XR6Gal

Orgazmo: When T-rex comes in.... hahahah. Actually that whole movie is pretty funny!

Oh yeah, I loved that movie! "Jesus Christ..." "WHERE?" lmfao

Stunt cock! bwahahahahahahahahah oh god I've lost it now

masters24 · 16-03-2005, 12:28 PM

All Scenes from the castle!

And in monty python, when the blind guy is on the look out

"What are you doing?"
"I'm guessing.... I... Guess... nobody's coming"

smciner1 · 16-03-2005, 06:07 PM

I think I have it down to a couple of scenes in Kung-Pow.

"As you are aware, I am a man of special needs......You are to recieve The Fist of Fury (tm)..........Prepare the Long Rubber Glove.........Enie, meanie, miney moe.......where will my glove go......."

Hilarious!

The voice over in the intermission. "I have some yellow liquid for your popcorn...its not dairy!"

Priceless!

:hihi:

Lukeyson · 16-03-2005, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheahman

One of the funniest scenes Ive seen recently was in Eurotrip, when their on the train and this italian comes into their section and starts coming onto one of them. Oh, scuzi

Agreed, i laugh so hard i cry everytime i see that bit where they go into the big tunnell
'Ahh Me szuzzie"

FoxMulder · 17-03-2005, 05:08 PM

There's also all of Mel Brooks' films.

When they break into song on Men in tights. "...Were men, were men in tights tight tights"
and "let's face it you gotta be a man to wear tights!"

There's also the part where Mel is explaining what circumcision is.
Ahh there are so many.

And as for Spaceballs. there are way to many to put here.

Lonestar: "So we meet again, for the first time for the last time!" (Looks away and goes through the line in his head) "yeah"
Dark Helmet: "Lonestar, there is something you don't know about me. I am your father's brothers nephew's cousin's former roommate!"
Lonestar: "So what does that make us?"
Dark Helmet: "Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become!"
That has to be one of the funniest lines in the movie, alongside the whole a**hole scene.

Dark Helmet: "Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!"
Laser Gunner: "Sorry sir. Doing my best."
Dark Helmet: "Who made that man a gunner?"
Major *******: "I did sir. He's my cousin."
Dark Helmet: "Who is he?"
Colonel Sandurz: "He's an a**hole sir."
Dark Helmet: "I know that!....What's his name?"
Colonel Sandurz: "That is his name sir, A**hole, Major A**hole"
Dark Helmet: "and his cousin?"
Colonel Sandurz: "He's an a**hole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip A**hole"
Dark Helmet: "How many a**holes we got on this ship anyhow?"
The Crew: "YO!!!!"
Dark Helmet: "I knew it, I'm surrounded by a**holes"
[Dark Helmet pulls his mask down]
Dark Helmet: "Keep firing a**holes!!"

Spaceballs is easily one of the best comedies ever made. Check out this site for more spaceballs quotes.

RG · 17-03-2005, 05:20 PM

Eurotrip - basically the entire move. It's gold! :nutsycuck

Franky · 17-03-2005, 05:34 PM

At the end of Old school a clip in the credits where frank talks to that chick and says "I'm back" while punching cerial boxes in the supermarket then yelling "you know it" in a ladies ear and kicking her trolly, funniest thing i've seen in a movie

FordFan86 · 17-03-2005, 06:02 PM

Gangster Johnny on TV: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four flushing carcass OUT my door! 1... 2...
[Fires Tommy gun, killing girl gangster]
Gangster Johnny on TV: 3. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
[fires again]
Gangster Johnny on TV: And a Happy New Year.
[Fires again]

ROFL!!! could someone please find me an audio file that i can d/l... absolutely hilarious.

M14A-Mclaren · 17-03-2005, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by FordFan86

Gangster Johnny on TV: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four flushing carcass OUT my door! 1... 2...
[Fires Tommy gun, killing girl gangster]
Gangster Johnny on TV: 3. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
[fires again]
Gangster Johnny on TV: And a Happy New Year.
[Fires again]

ROFL!!! could someone please find me an audio file that i can d/l... absolutely hilarious.

Isnt that what the kid uses on Home Alone? lol.

FordFan86 · 17-03-2005, 07:14 PM

the scene from The Green Mile, where they are running thru the electrocution... will not post in here due to the language used lol

Quasi · 17-03-2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by FordFan86

the scene from The Green Mile, where they are running thru the electrocution... will not post in here due to the language used lol

Absolutely.

The movie 'Still Crazy' is one of my favorites.

It's tough to pick a scene, but Billy Connelly in bed with one of the band's groupies, and he gets the two phone calls

You have to see the film to know why that's funny

JADED6 · 18-03-2005, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by 3Toed

Office Space. As for which scene...let's see. The one between the opening credits and the closing credits! :P

Favourite movie..
Always buy that dvd when a gift is needed, I like it, they get it.

Anything that Peter says in that movie is a crack up.
The tetris scene is cool, modding the office to his liking was a classic.

Opening scene where the guy on the walking frame is moving quicker than the traffic

the whole opening scene sets the tone quite well.

EB-maen · 18-03-2005, 03:32 AM

the intro of naked gun 3 has always cracked me up (brilliant take-off of 'the untouchables'). the mower guy, the coin, the president pope and disgruntled postal workers and then the random appearance of an M16 in his hands. and then theres random quotes like:

rocko: wheres your prison number?
frank (mcgerke): its unlisted

frank (to himself): i was surrounded by pimps, rapists and murderers. it was like being in the stands at a new york raiders game.

large black guy: you just watch your step mcgerke, you take it from me: this place here changes a man
frank (mcgerk): oh yeah, in what way?
large black guy: *weird squint* i used to be white. i was the drummer for the Osmonds

frank (to himself): like a midget at a urinal, i was going to have to stay on my toes

frank (to himself): like a blind man at an orgy, i was going to have to feel things out

ed: you might end up dead!
frank: "you might end up dead" is my middle name.
ed: what about Jane?
frank: i don't know her middle name.

frank (in prison): ..and this Chateau le Blanc '68 is supposed to be served slightly chilled! this is room temperature! what do you think we are, animals?

*shot of city half of fire, police helicopters and gunshots*
tv presenter: "its another beautiful night in los angeles"

and some other scenes include digging a tunnel and putting the dirt in their pants to transport it out to the baseball field. frank (leslie nelson) goes "outside of some major chafing, we were making good progress. we kept digging. at night, dummies gave the guards the impression we were still in our cell" and there are these two mannequins in store poses with a football stuck to a hand and the other is in a thinking pose, and then one of the legs just falls off, and a passing guard goes "lights out mcgerke!". it then cuts to the cafeteria and frank goes "there was more dirt than we anticipiated; disposing of it was becoming tricky business" and you see him serving a prisoner a plate of dirt, and then it shows this bikey looking guy shovelling dirt into his face. it then cuts to the baseball field and frank is standing on a huge mountain of dirt, swings at the ball and tumbles down the side, then a runner just dives into the mountain and the ref goes "safe!". the whole time, the great escape theme is playing in the background.

but i believe the scene that takes the cake would be when frank goes (commentating again) "rocko had arranged for a getaway car to meet us at our destination." and tghen it starts playing this rap music and they emerge from a manhole. frank: "after making a slight adjustment in our direction, we finally arrived at the rendevous point: a los angeles city highschool." the camera shows all this dodgy looking students, and then all of a sudden they all pull out shotguns and assorted machine guns. the great escape theme starts again, mixed in with a rap theme and rocko and frank are sprinting across the basketball court, and then they run past these three students who are studying, who leap up and pull out high-powered pistols and start firing at them too in random 70's police poses. they make it out and jump in the car (which is being driven by rocko's mother) and frank goes with a smirk under his breath "hey rocko, whos the old hag? sheesh, she take one in the face?" rocko: "shes my mudda!" frank: *cheery* "ohhh!".

ah, classic movie.

Quasi · 18-03-2005, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by JADED6

Favourite movie..
Always buy that dvd when a gift is needed, I like it, they get it.

Anything that Peter says in that movie is a crack up.
The tetris scene is cool, modding the office to his liking was a classic.

Opening scene where the guy on the walking frame is moving quicker than the traffic

the whole opening scene sets the tone quite well.

"You've been missing a lot of work lately"

"I wouldn't say I've been missing it Bob"

Psycho Chicken · 18-03-2005, 06:11 PM

The Naked Gun box set are some of the best DVDs I have, they never get old.

Olympus · 18-03-2005, 06:27 PM

My favourite scenes:

Pulp Fiction : Where Marcelus Wallace gets raped in the **** over a barrel by Zed.

National Lampoon Europe : 1. The roundabout scene

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2. The scene with the French Waiter.

Naked Gun : The whole damn series is a crack up.

As Good As It Gets : Jack Nicholson's insults put me in stitches.

Just to name a few.

Whitey-AMG · 18-03-2005, 08:19 PM

For me it's gotta be the classic BLUES BROTHERS scene where ELWOOD and JAKE are meeting with the head NUN of the kid's school and they start to swear, she hits them with her stick to stop them but instead they keep swearing cos it hurts every time they get hit.........they just can't stop themselves. You can see that they almost lose it themselves in the movie when they're doing it............... It's a classic.....

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Envious · 18-03-2005, 08:27 PM

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Pulp Fiction : Where Marcelus Wallace gets raped in the **** over a barrel by Zed.

got me a little worried that this is one of ur favourite funny scenes......

Thornie · 18-03-2005, 08:37 PM

backwards man scene from freddy got fingered that just looks so funny

loxxr6 · 18-03-2005, 09:44 PM

What about Flying High ??? There's so many...

Stewardess : "Surely you can't be serious ?"
Dr: "I am, and stop calling me Shirley"

(re sick passengers)
Dr: "...we have to get them to a hospital..."
Stewardess : "A hospital, what is it ?"
Dr : "a building where sick people go"

Leslie Nielson is awesome.

Scary Movie 3 (various scenes) - so much better than the second one. The naked gun style humour in it was awesome, first movie to make me laugh in ages.

The scene in Old School, where the guy gets shot in the neck with the tranquiliser dart LMAO awesome.

Beavis & Butthead movie : FBI : I want body cavity searches on everyone...

EB-maen · 18-03-2005, 11:15 PM

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The scene in Old School, where the guy gets shot in the neck with the tranquiliser dart LMAO awesome.

william scott: *pointing at dart in neck* "ohh.. yyess!! THATS awesome!"
farrel: "what?"
william scott: "you just took one in the jugular man!"
farrel: "ha! .. woooahhh.."
william scott: "YEEAAS!"
farrel: "oh my god, oh my god i did, is this bad? is this bad?
** in slow motion **
william scott: "you should pull that out. that sh*t is not cool."
farrel: "wait, wait.. pull what out?"
william scott: "the dart man. got a fkn dart in your neck"
farrel: *disorientated and laughing* "your, your crazy man, your crazy. i like you, but your crazy. i feel tired...

then the shoving the kids head out of the way and the music in the background when hes in the pool is gold, lol

(i have both naked gun 33 1/3 and oldschool on hard drive if youre wondering whats with the quotes)