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[Franky]

I thought this one was an absolute classic!

<Red7> they’re enforcing all of the old Islamic laws again, like having your hands cut of if you nick something
<fox_mulder> wot if u get caught 3 times?
<Pod> religion shouldnt control contries
<Pod> erm
<Pod> how do you steal the 2nd time?
<Pod> with no hands?
<Pi|Mu|Rho> use a bag
<fox_mulder> yeh
<Pod> Pi|Mu|Rho, how do you hold the bag?
<fox_mulder> in yer teeth
<Pi|Mu|Rho> round your neck
<fox_mulder> or get the monkey to steal 4 u
<Pod> Pi|Mu|Rho,, how do you get it round your neck?
<Pod> + i think the local merchants would be weary of a no handed bloke wiht a bad round his neck trying to scrape some goods into sed bag with his nose

[Smoked]

Great Thread guys, an absolute classic, keep em comin.