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29-07-2007, 07:52 PM
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And why do they import holdens, Because we dont want them here.. |
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30-07-2007, 08:41 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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theres a chick that used to go to mi school - emma lester
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1628 Escort Project Thread 67.3 RWHP - Paramount Performance Dyno DJ Automotive Tuned with proper jets http://fordforums.com.au/showthread....4&page=1&pp=25 |
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30-07-2007, 08:59 PM
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There was (still is?) a cop in heathcote named Wayne King.
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30-07-2007, 09:03 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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that would be odd...pulls u ova.. hello sir im officer wayne king...i wouldnt be able to keep a straight face
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1628 Escort Project Thread 67.3 RWHP - Paramount Performance Dyno DJ Automotive Tuned with proper jets http://fordforums.com.au/showthread....4&page=1&pp=25 |
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30-07-2007, 09:37 PM
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blue oval addict
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i knew a guy named richard head. he even had his name in large print on the door of his truck, which i thought was a pretty brave thing to do.
for those who dont know people normally shorten richard down to dick. |
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30-07-2007, 09:42 PM
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mezzo forte
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i know a bloke called Willy Cockram
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30-07-2007, 10:08 PM
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FG XR6 Ute & Sedan
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I have a friend with the name Wayne Quinn and have met a Mustafa Farque (must have a F...) and a Dick Sellers.
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30-07-2007, 10:18 PM
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Mike Hunt has a cousin, Waddak
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30-07-2007, 10:27 PM
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30-07-2007, 10:46 PM
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Lost count of the amount of times we said 'anal joy' and had him correct it with [accent]aNIL! It is aNIL![/accent]. :P
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30-07-2007, 10:47 PM
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30-07-2007, 11:41 PM
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Went to school with a block by the name of Rick O'Shea, used to call him 'ping'.
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1998 DL LTD in Sparkling Burgundy, daily, mild 5.0L, high end stereo, slow'n'thirsty - 138.8rwkw. 2006 BF GT-P in Ego, 5.8L all alloy, Kenne Bell 2.8HLC, Nizpro Stage 2 ZF - 440rwkw. 2008 SY F6X in Silhouette, custom billet parts, beginnings of a stereo, much more - 340awkw. Ford Performance Club of ACT |
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31-07-2007, 01:03 AM
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Kick out tha Jams
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new an ESTA POLE (like the paint, I think it was spelt estha or something), who later married to become ESTA MATE, no joke, she just couldnt hit a winner!
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$416.80.......All that cash came from a new (used) car. Check your back seats! |
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31-07-2007, 01:04 AM
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What's green is gold
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Funniest thread in ages... My mates uncle is named Richard (dick) Dickson, i think his parents had a 1 track mind...
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31-07-2007, 07:38 AM
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CL&JW BATHURST CHAMPS!
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31-07-2007, 12:58 PM
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BURN RUBBER NOT OIL
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my old school year advisor was Theresa Therese.
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31-07-2007, 01:27 PM
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Steve
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Fry Bros funeral directors - Maitland ..
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31-07-2007, 05:34 PM
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no1 forgetting how funny it must have been for the yanks when Dick Johnson raced briefly in the states. over there them using johnson as slang for Dick. and also there is a real estate agent up here whos name is rob berry. and his web address is robberryrealestate.com.au....
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1628 Escort Project Thread 67.3 RWHP - Paramount Performance Dyno DJ Automotive Tuned with proper jets http://fordforums.com.au/showthread....4&page=1&pp=25 |
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31-07-2007, 05:47 PM
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When i worked in market research had to interview a Turkish guy called Ufuk Dik.
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31-07-2007, 11:40 PM
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Primary school teacher Rhia Borry, funny when your little.
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31-07-2007, 11:44 PM
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MIGHTY MAGPIES 2010
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that bloke should put his name and the sponsor way over in the farcanal
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01-08-2007, 03:21 AM
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FG GT 5.4 w/ additions!
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****a, reminds me of when i worked as a ski school coach in the states.
3 mates came up for the weekend, Rick O'shea, Wayne Kerr and Joe King. We ****ed ourselves laughing and asked their real names...out came the drivers licenses as proof. |
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01-08-2007, 06:00 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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you cant be serious
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1628 Escort Project Thread 67.3 RWHP - Paramount Performance Dyno DJ Automotive Tuned with proper jets http://fordforums.com.au/showthread....4&page=1&pp=25 |
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01-08-2007, 11:23 PM
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I just remembered, I have a lecturer this semester with first name Kok.
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01-08-2007, 11:33 PM
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OK.......
Customer at work....... CHONG MEI DONG............. I can't deal with him.........I just can't stop laughing for long enough to help him out with his enquiries..........the office girls go hysterical........ He's a nice guy by all accounts. We also have GREAME DEATH and KUM KUM KHANA !!!!!!!!! |
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01-08-2007, 11:38 PM
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1 of my good customer's surname is Comatos...
pronouned "comm-are-tozz" looks like "comatose" (the state of being in a coma) had a teacher at school "Lou-bi Li" pronounced "loo-be lee", but we, being smarta55 year 7 kids, started to sing... "here we go loo be loo, here we go LOO BE LIE, here we go loo be loo, all on a saturday night..." |
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01-08-2007, 11:41 PM
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ohh, and got a guy in an IT dept at a customers joint...
DAT-SON WOO. and yep, he drives a Datsun... Bluebird to be exact... |
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01-08-2007, 11:56 PM
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Like no other..........
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Over here.... Mod:FPV & XR Owners Club of Victoria
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2 spring to mind....
One which is more of a case of be careful how you say it. a guy thru a car club is Reginald Cunnington....... The other a friend changed the name they gave their daughter to Tahlia with middle name Jenna ... instead of Jenna Tahlia (Genitalia)
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A recent study found the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found Australians drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Australians get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud to be an aussie. |
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02-08-2007, 12:07 AM
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... Fear it!
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i still see him around too!!
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02-08-2007, 07:29 AM
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dazed&confused
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Dr Docker does the circumcisions at our local hospital.
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ban frangipanis beauty is only skin deep. ugly goes all the way to the bone. |
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