Male body hair removal.

[arronm]

[arronm]

[Whitey-AMG]

Ok......
Now unsubscribed. Getting very Lo brow , not witty and out of hand..

[arronm]

Hey. He wanted to remove *** hair. I offered a viable solution.

[galaxy xr8]

Originally Posted by Syndrome

Don't see how that will reduce the amount of body hair.

Because if you're using that much toilet paper having a dump then I assume your complaining about the clean up mess if your diet was good then you would have no need to use so much
Stools should just glide out with very little mess
That's why I suggested you look at your diet 1st.

[arronm]

Is that like a power glide. 2 speed....

[DJR-351]

For gods sake don't use a Epilator!

For gods sake don't ask me how I know!

[Adamz Ghia]

My other half isn't a fan of chest hair, had never been with a guy that had any and I have a bit of a Sean Connery James Bond look going on, so to make her happy when we first met I went and had it waxed off.

Upon exiting I politely told her if she doesn't like my Bond look she can go and find herself a guy that looks like one if those hairless cats as I have no intention of ever doing that again.

[Cav]

What a bunch of asswipes

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[Sprintey]

https://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Rem...yStar=positive


I encourage you to read the reviews.

[Syndrome]

Originally Posted by galaxy xr8

Because if you're using that much toilet paper having a dump then I assume your complaining about the clean up mess if your diet was good then you would have no need to use so much
Stools should just glide out with very little mess
That's why I suggested you look at your diet 1st.

That will improve my standing on the Bristol Stool Scale. But it will not fix the constant sweating, chaffing etc

[galaxy xr8]

Originally Posted by Syndrome

That will improve my standing on the Bristol Stool Scale. But it will not fix the constant sweating, chaffing etc

Loose weight and exercise, if you want things to change, only you can improve that.

Getting rid of excess hair in that region will not stop the sweating/chaffing anyway, time for some lifestyle changes.

Trust me, from someone that has experienced your concerns and has a dietary issue that was only discovered since change, I think you can benefit greatly from diet changes alone, it takes time and a lot of patience but well worth it in the end.

Look for a cure not a band aid fix my friend.

[marty351]

For the love of god, don't use VEET!

[TUF_302]

[LG17]

Have you thought of asking Mike Georgiou?

[Fed]

DIY with hair clippers Syndrome. (Wahl 240V)
I top & bottom with a No 2 guard 2 or 3 times a Year.

[GetToTheGone]

A story good for a laugh
Friends dont shave your *** hair!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ***-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can?t-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. ?Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don?t I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!? I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. ?How many Indians could there be?? said by General Custer. ?Looks like a good day for a drive!? by JFK. ?There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!? by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my *** of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My *** was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic $!@%- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky $!@%/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my *** off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering ****/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my *** cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own **** blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: ?It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks.?

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my *** at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ***-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasnt enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your *** having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn?t just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends, DONT SHAVE YOUR ***-HAIR!

[jstanovic]

Originally Posted by josh1990

Makes a hell of a difference having a smooth cornhole, with a wet wipe too it's just magical.

Quote of the year for me haha!!!

[marty351]

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[Syndrome]

Originally Posted by GetToTheGone

A story good for a laugh
Friends dont shave your *** hair!

From personal experience it is not like that. The worst part of shaving is it only lasts 24 hours then the stubble kicks in which requires anti-chaffing creams. Hence why I am investigating other options.

[marty351]

Originally Posted by Syndrome

From personal experience it is not like that. The worst part of shaving is it only lasts 24 hours then the stubble kicks in which requires anti-chaffing creams. Hence why I am investigating other options.

A good waxing followed by a polish, sounds good.

[Pedro]

GetToTheGone - post #47
You are a supreme comical story teller. I laughed so hard I had tears.
I don't know what you do for a living but you should investigate openings in short story writing syndication.

[GO FURTHER]

Originally Posted by Syndrome

You guys are funny.

Shaving is a pain as it has to be done by feel. And it does not last long as the stubble is worse.

Over the counter waxing products tell you they are not suitable to use 'down there'.

So need somebody to rip the hair out professionally.

The best and only way is permanent removal using laser treatment.

[Charliewool]

Originally Posted by Pedro

GetToTheGone - post #47
You are a supreme comical story teller. I laughed so hard I had tears.
I don't know what you do for a living but you should investigate openings in short story writing syndication.

An oldie (though a goodie)
https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

[Syndrome]

Originally Posted by BAXRSIX

The best and only way is permanent removal using laser treatment.

Today I purchased one of those personal hair grooming kits from Hairhouse Warehouse.

[Grunter]

[Syndrome]

Originally Posted by Syndrome

Today I purchased one of those personal hair grooming kits from Hairhouse Warehouse.

Nope. More difficult to use than the razor.

[NTF6]

Originally Posted by galaxy xr8

Because if you're using that much toilet paper having a dump then I assume your complaining about the clean up mess if your diet was good then you would have no need to use so much
Stools should just glide out with very little mess
That's why I suggested you look at your diet 1st.

He needs a guillotine butt hole!

[NTF6]

Originally Posted by jstanovic

Quote of the year for me haha!!!

Reminds me of that old saying "you can't grow grass on a busy street"

[Mercury Bullet]

Originally Posted by Pedro

GetToTheGone - post #47
You are a supreme comical story teller. I laughed so hard I had tears.
I don't know what you do for a living but you should investigate openings in short story writing syndication.

Agreed!

Best post on AFF....ever!

lol...the tears...