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05-02-2007, 11:05 PM | #601 | |||
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06-02-2007, 01:05 AM | #602 | ||
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its definatly rice imo. even more rice when every sport compact has one.
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06-02-2007, 01:09 AM | #603 | ||
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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AU2 XR8, Venom Red, 200kw, K&N Panel Filter, 2.5" Lukey Exhaust
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06-02-2007, 01:31 AM | #604 | |||
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06-02-2007, 01:38 AM | #605 | |||
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Must be worth an extra few extra KW's if you've got the sound , Huh . :
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06-02-2007, 08:44 PM | #606 | ||
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how about if they said that this gives you extra 'bhp' that would bo so funny.... What will they think of next...?
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06-02-2007, 08:56 PM | #607 | ||
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I love this small print...
- Please remember that this is a add-on item and will NOT give your car any bhp. - This item will sounds similar to Turbo engine and racing muffler. But please don't compare these item with a Full Racing Muffler System!!
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06-02-2007, 09:02 PM | #608 | |||
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Now: 2006 Ford Focus LX Manual in Satin White Wife: 2013 Kuga Titanium in Frozen White Then: 1990 Ford Laser - Assasinated by a 76 year old man who failed to give way. Now normally when we have these races, Jeremy goes in the car and says "Powerrr" alot.... - James speaking about Jeremy (Top Gear S7 E05) American parts... Russian parts... ALL MADE IN TAIWAN! - Russian guy in Armegeddon |
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06-02-2007, 09:02 PM | #609 | |||
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There is a guy in wagga with this on his... umm its a 2001 lance yeh, one of my friends brothers, god we bag him out. lol
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06-02-2007, 09:04 PM | #610 | ||
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oh my, might get one of those for my friend's Barin sedan, lol
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06-02-2007, 09:25 PM | #611 | |||
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I just love the description.
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07-02-2007, 03:46 AM | #612 | ||
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the ultra fine print most of you missed:
* please note this item will not make you or your car cool * it may cause your dick to feel smaller when pulling up alongside a real car * you will lose all credibility amongst people that go the extra mile and get a real turbo * even grandmas in civics will laugh at you and try and ram you of the road.
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07-02-2007, 07:07 AM | #613 | ||
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Its the grown up version of pegging a playing card to your bike and having it flap on the spokes. Difference is, the playing card idea is acceptable when your 6 y/o.
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07-02-2007, 10:53 AM | #614 | ||
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lol back when I was young, dumb and 17 we fitted a similar item to my mates Corolla, then went on holdiays up the coast. Halfway up the car lost all power and came to a stop. On popping the hood, many of the assorted engine hoses had popped off - I came to the conclusion that the thing caused so much backpressure that this was the result...
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07-02-2007, 11:54 AM | #615 | ||
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Might get one for the Peugeot. Oh, wait. That has a turbo already...
What about the EL? Nope, got a sports exhaust on that already. That only leaves the XE, but that is sitting in a shed with a car cover over it and the battery disconnected. Guess I'll have to pass then... :togo:
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07-02-2007, 05:06 PM | #616 | ||
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I did a search for this and couldn't find anything so here you go.
Top gear flat out in a Buggati Veyron. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2-LAp7nFB4 Possible spoilers for this weeks Top Gear. |
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07-02-2007, 10:41 PM | #617 | ||
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08-02-2007, 02:21 PM | #618 | ||
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10-02-2007, 01:13 PM | #619 | ||
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A funny cartoon, with piXar like graphics.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2BN0a5UjQlE and another http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJcF1i3P21I&NR Not a cartoon, but hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDSdcxzz6uE Last edited by Hitman; 10-02-2007 at 01:38 PM. |
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10-02-2007, 11:00 PM | #620 | ||
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This is one of the best vids I've seen for a while
Anyone fancy flying up with aeroplanes with a jet strapped to your back? http://jet-man.com/playervideo.swf?video=jetman2007.flv |
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10-02-2007, 11:19 PM | #621 | ||
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That'd be a blast. I remember a similar idea where a guy in a birdman suit jumped out of a hotair balloon with jet's strapped to his boots. IIRC he could achieve 5k's of flight and used his body for all direction control. It was as close to flying as I have ever seen. Watching him follow a hwy was just amazing.
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11-02-2007, 09:25 AM | #622 | ||
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11-02-2007, 09:51 AM | #623 | ||
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzpc_...elated&search=
always knew there was people who had little cars and wanted something better
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11-02-2007, 11:10 AM | #624 | ||
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At the end of the vid it mentions there are future mods to enable it to do vertical climbs and sharp turns, imagine you blanked out doing a sharp G turn
You'de wanna time you parachute opening right too, pull it while jetting foreward you'de just about pull your arms out of their sockets |
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11-02-2007, 12:56 PM | #625 | ||
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someone keeps deleting my posts?? nothing wrong with a video of a parody vid from the original crack spiders ??
anyways i found another one ya'll this remind me of soccer she goes down hard though http://break.com/index/city_council_catfight.html |
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11-02-2007, 01:11 PM | #626 | ||
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That was pretty weak, LOL
She needs some more acting lessons
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11-02-2007, 02:24 PM | #627 | ||
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haha this is funny..... whose line is it anyway? everytime it gets me lol !! with richard simmons http://youtube.com/watch?v=LwQnlZIAfg4
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11-02-2007, 04:25 PM | #628 | ||
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11-02-2007, 07:02 PM | #629 | |||
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down like an Italian soccer player at the world cup. yes I am bitter I lost money on that dive :jab:
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11-02-2007, 10:39 PM | #630 | |||
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