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Old 26-02-2006, 11:12 AM   #661
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Old 26-02-2006, 11:26 AM   #662
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Bloke will use hammer & bolster to chip mammoth rock into pebble
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Old 26-02-2006, 06:32 PM   #663
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Old 26-02-2006, 06:47 PM   #664
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Until you realise the plasma is a Joker!~

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Old 27-02-2006, 01:56 PM   #665
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Joker is beaten by Batman out:
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Old 27-02-2006, 02:26 PM   #666
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Orgasmo will defeat Batman...
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Old 27-02-2006, 05:53 PM   #667
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Old 28-02-2006, 12:11 AM   #668
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Old 28-02-2006, 12:14 AM   #669
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All these pills do same job as franger but dont pop with a needle!
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Old 28-02-2006, 10:51 AM   #670
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Old 01-03-2006, 02:19 PM   #671
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My pimp to keep that gold digger for what she's worth, RESPECT, dawg :
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Old 01-03-2006, 03:34 PM   #672
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Old 01-03-2006, 03:50 PM   #673
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Old 01-03-2006, 03:58 PM   #674
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Old 01-03-2006, 04:13 PM   #675
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Rusell Ingal steels oil, that lubricates massive earth machine and puts it in he's V8 supercar.
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Old 01-03-2006, 04:51 PM   #676
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But he puts too much oil in a creates havoc behind him!


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Old 02-03-2006, 10:50 AM   #678
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untill the revheaded pace car controller crashes pace car
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Old 04-03-2006, 03:29 PM   #679
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yellow flag delays race to clean up pace car
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Old 04-03-2006, 05:01 PM   #680
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Old 04-03-2006, 05:55 PM   #681
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The springs didnt last long when this bloke went down the road to get some sheets of timber for his house, and 10 bags of cement...
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Old 04-03-2006, 11:17 PM   #689
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remote teurn the trash off... dont have to watch it anymore, change to the motor racing...
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