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Old 17-02-2005, 09:51 PM   #61
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Remember people, it's only kinky the FIRST time :
Yes, well, this is true.

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Old 17-02-2005, 10:34 PM   #62
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: Heh Psycho Chicken got :
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Old 17-02-2005, 10:45 PM   #63
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Ever seen a chicken with its head cut off????
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Old 17-02-2005, 10:48 PM   #64
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Just when you least expected it huh?
Let's hope she doesn't go to 'the ideas for love' thread. :hihi:

Oh yeah and just in case anyone didn't know/read about it, The Maddestman and I are engaged. We didn't meet on the forums but he did introduce me to them, so you can blame him for my being here. :nutsycuck
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Old 17-02-2005, 10:48 PM   #65
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Ever seen a chicken with its head cut off????
Or one with its Feathers (tm) plucked.

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Old 17-02-2005, 10:53 PM   #66
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Ever seen a chicken with its head cut off????
If you haven't I have a feeling we will soon...
Me thinks someone just had their wings clipped. :evil_laug
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Old 17-02-2005, 10:54 PM   #67
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Or one with its Feathers (tm) plucked.

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Kelly would have, she works at Lenards! Marinated Psycho Chicken anyone?
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Old 17-02-2005, 10:57 PM   #68
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Kelly would have, she works at Lenards! Marinated Psycho Chicken anyone?
No thanks, I have already eaten.

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Old 17-02-2005, 10:57 PM   #69
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Old 17-02-2005, 10:58 PM   #70
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Damn you couples are NASTy people... :monkes:
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Old 17-02-2005, 11:18 PM   #71
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mmmm, Honey Soy Psycho Chicken....
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Old 17-02-2005, 11:37 PM   #72
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mmmm, Honey Soy Psycho Chicken....
Like I said, I have already eaten.

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Old 18-02-2005, 07:16 AM   #73
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Oh yeah and just in case anyone didn't know/read about it, The Maddestman and I are engaged. We didn't meet on the forums but he did introduce me to them, so you can blame him for my being here. :nutsycuck
Congrats to you two!

GO ALLY, kick his ***. He's always moaning and whinging about how you aren't interested in cars (I like dobbing)... hehehehe

Nice knowing you PC, Ally will be eating chicken legs for dinner. :nutsycuck
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Old 18-02-2005, 04:17 PM   #74
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Ah Shane, Shane, Shane... We'll have to find someone to spank you.

Back onto topic, Mark (aka Venom_s, then VenomXR, then Death Metal, now DeathXR) and I are also a couple. We kinda met through the 'other' forum years before we eventually ended up together.
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Old 18-02-2005, 04:21 PM   #75
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Ah Shane, Shane, Shane... We'll have to find someone to spank you.
LOL what would Deflatia (tm) think though! :P
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Old 18-02-2005, 04:30 PM   #76
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LOL what would Deflatia (tm) think though! :P
I will go no further with this harrassment of Shane.. he might start doing Marty Monster impressions and we don't want THAT happening... do we Shane?? :

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Old 18-02-2005, 05:17 PM   #77
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LOL what would Deflatia (tm) think though! :P
Shane BITES Deflatia, he doesnt spank her Ben.... the biting has contributed to her name....

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Old 18-02-2005, 05:22 PM   #78
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Shane BITES Deflatia, he doesnt spank her Ben.... the biting has contributed to her name....

*XRchic buys smciner1 a puncture repair kit*
She might not like said spanking going on anyway... Ive heard she can get very jealous :P

*Perana buys smciner1 a crate of puncture repair kits

hmmm they should last a few nights :P
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Old 18-02-2005, 05:27 PM   #79
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...this reminds me of that old joke where the drunk is in a brothel and they team him up with a blow-up doll as he is too drunk.....then he complains later that he gave her a love bite and she farted and flew out the window....lol : :
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...this reminds me of that old joke where the drunk is in a brothel and they team him up with a blow-up doll as he is too drunk.....then he complains later that he gave her a love bite and she farted and flew out the window....lol : :
That scenario seems to apply so well here, its scary rodderz! I wondered what that blow up doll was doing hanging out of Shane's car window at Heathcote....now I know...
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Old 18-02-2005, 05:50 PM   #81
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Sorry Flic, that would be so wrong. You're taken.

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Shane I'll have you know I'm tender and juicey.
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Old 18-02-2005, 09:28 PM   #84
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Mr and Mrs Philbie are here
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hmmm i aint touchin that with a 40 foot pole lol
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Old 18-02-2005, 10:32 PM   #86
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ma lady's around somewhere...
checking up on how i plan to spend my money
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Your money?

John, so she hasn't "conditioned" you yet?
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Old 18-02-2005, 10:56 PM   #88
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shes trying
she just baught a new car so i'm safe
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give it time lol, he'll come around :o :(
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