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25-10-2006, 03:59 PM
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Pimpin My VK
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Geelong, VIC
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egged sum drunk guys in a vy wagon, ended up in a 30 min chase around town having full beer cans thrown at the back of my car
after the chase realising i had a full glove box of golf balls bought a corona doing fishies on a dirt road 6 days after i got my car. i lost control and crashed into a fence, had to replace the bumper, indicator and exhaust filled some bins at a park up with paper and deodorant/paint cans and set fire to them watched a mate throw his hand brake on going 100ks and went strait into a fence |
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26-10-2006, 12:49 PM
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Scrubber Racing Team
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Pt augusta
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made a home made taser when i was about 14, had it on the kitchen table, forgot it was charged picked it up by the nasty end . i was like hey dad look at thi....BANG. blew my arm back n knocked me off me chair.
also done snakies drunk n nearly went off a cliff. stopped me drink driving.
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26-10-2006, 04:02 PM
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Holdens Fall Apart!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Perth W.A
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Your XR6 should of left the VY for dead
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26-10-2006, 04:13 PM
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Living the dream
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: NSW
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I must add something to my previous stupidity.... Few years ago I had a Getz rental car, we stuffed 5 people into it and went hooning. Donuts in reverse, going around roundabouts till I was too dizzy to keep driving, massive handbrakeys and rollbacks. Finally found some dirt roads, and did handbrakeys up and down it at high speed, nearly came unstuck in soft gravel, front left wheel dug in, Getz started skipping sideways, came SO close to rolling over, after we finally ground to a halt, everyone was silent. Drove very slowly home.
That was particularly stupid, as I could have injured not only myself and my passengers, but anyone near us... :gren: Truth be told, we laugh about it a lot now, because it was ******* funny at the time, just lucky nobody got hurt. EDIT: another stupid moment, big grass hills used to surround Highpoint shopping centre car park, me and a few of the boys got some tin, went flying down the hill on the metal. Had to stop yourself before the grass ended because you'd hit a car if you kept going. Great fun, till we decided to take a running jump onto the sled.......... I ended up on the bonnet of an old Meteor thing, no skin on my elbow, semi concious bleeding outta my eyebrow. Great fun......  :
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26-10-2006, 05:01 PM
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Once PHASED.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Townsville
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When I was in Viet Nam I was told by my sarg to fill in a full latrine( a hole about 20ft deepx2ft wide)not wanting to spent time filling it in I dropped a grenade down the hole thinking it would collapse.It did'nt.It just blew straight back up the hole, depositing shlt and plss all over the camp..I really got into trouble for that..
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26-10-2006, 05:09 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jun 2006
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I personally haven't done anything stupid enough for you guys to find amusing but my mate has...
My mate was driving his mum's brand new Camry Altise (i was in the passanger seat) and he was dragging my other mate who was driving his astra. It was a dark country road and my mate was warned to watch out for the sharp corner at the end of the road. This didn't deter him and he floored the accelerator eventually reaching 140 or so. All of a sudden he saw the corner (he is also shortsighted and wasn't wearing glasses). He was travelling so fast that he couldn't turn the corner so he slammed on he brakes and the car went flying off the road and got bogged in very soft sand (lucky there wasn't any trees or rocks in out path). My other mate in the astra had to tow the camry out! Lucky there wasn't any damage to the car otherwise my mates parents would have killed him... 
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26-10-2006, 05:20 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Brisvegas QLD
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26-10-2006, 05:46 PM
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Starter Motor
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26-10-2006, 06:06 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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26-10-2006, 06:19 PM
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Pimpin My VK
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Location: Geelong, VIC
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26-10-2006, 07:16 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Brisvegas QLD
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you need to tune it mate, then the vy would be seeing eb taillights
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26-10-2006, 08:31 PM
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26-10-2006, 08:53 PM
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Nitrous Junkie
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Brisbane
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26-10-2006, 09:00 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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26-10-2006, 09:39 PM
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Living the dream
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: NSW
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Hehe, glad someone got a laugh outta my misfortune!
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26-10-2006, 10:10 PM
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What's green is gold
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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Venemous, that reminds me of one,
Me and a mate had a few and decided to walk up this huge hill (mount major for the locals) and couldnt be bothered walking back down so my mate thought it would be fun to roll back down. so he did and spewed while rolling and i just thought to myself "what an idiot, i'll slide down" so i got a piece of corrugated iron and sat on it and pushed off, well, the ground in the middle of summer is mighty hard and after getting half way down and the front of the iron digging in, i was well tenderised by the time i got to the bottom...
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27-10-2006, 11:55 AM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Mildura
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Ok after writing about a 5 paragraph response, i had to delete it. I was so STUPID!
I kept remembering the idiotic things i have done and they just kept getting worse!  :
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31-10-2006, 08:37 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Canberra, ACT HeadGaskets: 2
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        Not really that stupid, but I regret it...heh |
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31-10-2006, 08:39 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jun 2006
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mmm... Ive always wondered what was inside my ipod
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31-10-2006, 09:39 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Hmmm, must remember not to listen to Eminem when operating heavy machinery..
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01-11-2006, 08:53 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Climbing over the roof of a moving car (80km/h-ish) while drunk. Picture climing out the passenger side front window and back in the drivers side back window.
That was about 10 years ago and STILL sends shivers down my spine thinking how lucky I was not to fall off. Stupid. |
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01-11-2006, 05:28 PM
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RB 25 TURBO USER
Join Date: Nov 2006
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started working for a FORD dealership.....
used to be a huge ford enthusiast and now 3 years later i happily own a nissan has more to do with the dealership than the ford. |
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01-11-2006, 07:13 PM
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Living the dream
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: NSW
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02-11-2006, 05:16 PM
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RB 25 TURBO USER
Join Date: Nov 2006
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No Way In Hell Will You Get Me Lying To Customers To Sell Cars!!!!!
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02-11-2006, 06:18 PM
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What's green is gold
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02-11-2006, 06:47 PM
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Just slidin'
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Brisvegas
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That poor brick Glenn!!
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03-11-2006, 05:34 PM
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Spr Jenkins
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Melbourne
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[QUOTE=knighto42]Climbing over the roof of a moving car (80km/h-ish) while drunk. Picture climing out the passenger side front window and back in the drivers side back window.
QUOTE] Been there done that, also hit a round about at 150kmh in my old EF once. Lights were out and the road was long and straight. Sitting on the limiter at 180 kmh I saw this keep left sign and stupidly thought "Keep left of what?" Take my foot off the gas and realise that it was a round about. Couldn't stop, couldn't go round, so i thought right straight over the top then. Car was in the air for friggin ages. Was so lucky, we landed, tracked straight didn't break anything and i've been a ford man ever since |
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03-11-2006, 05:43 PM
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Merry Xmas To All
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Melton South, Moderator: ORSM Club
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03-11-2006, 11:02 PM
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