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23-04-2021, 09:38 AM | #1411 | |||
Ford screwed the Falcon
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Why is it when we try to help our fellow humans by offering them advice or suggestions, instead of being grateful they call us a grammar Nazi?
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23-04-2021, 09:57 AM | #1412 | |||
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By the way, for those who don't know , there is a difference between an acronym and an initialisation. The vast majority of the workforce incorrectly call them all acronyms.
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29-04-2021, 07:04 PM | #1413 | ||
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Why is it the human brain is pre-programmed to always expect the worst?
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29-04-2021, 07:09 PM | #1414 | ||
Ford screwed the Falcon
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Self preservation
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29-04-2021, 08:38 PM | #1415 | ||
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why is it Syndrome is answering a question and not asking one
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29-04-2021, 09:38 PM | #1416 | ||
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Why is it I get stuck behind a knob who is attempting to turn left onto a multi lane road and even though the left lane is empty, they won't go because they want to go straight into the right lane!
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30-04-2021, 09:00 AM | #1417 | |||
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Bad joke. Must be Friday!
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30-04-2021, 09:29 AM | #1418 | ||
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30-04-2021, 09:43 AM | #1419 | ||
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30-04-2021, 10:07 AM | #1420 | ||
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Why did the monkey put bacon and eggs on his head?
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09-05-2021, 10:55 PM | #1421 | ||
Ford screwed the Falcon
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Why is it that I find the cashed up bogans on the road wanting to intimidate me out of the way? I consider myself to be a courteous driver buy I refuse to be intimidated when I know I am in the right.
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10-05-2021, 09:11 AM | #1422 | ||
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Because what your buying is imported crap from Europe, maybe try spending more than $4/kg and you'll find something decent.
Plenty of great bacon out there if you don't feel the need to buy it in bulk from Costco etc.
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10-05-2021, 09:20 AM | #1423 | ||
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Why is it teachers think the answer to kids not handling the pressure of an exam is to stop having exams, rather than teaching kids to handle pressure?
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10-05-2021, 09:25 AM | #1424 | |||
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Cancer is a growth that flourishes, especially around glucose. |
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14-05-2021, 06:26 PM | #1425 | ||
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As a society, we actively discourage drug use for obvious reasons. Ice, Heroin, Speed, Cocaine, Ecstasy, Cannabis, Methamphetamine.................... all substances that are considered illegal, highly addictive and harmful to human life.
So, "Why is it" alcohol is not more closely restricted? This stuff is just as addictive and harmful yet there is nothing to limit it's use. Watching someone gripped by alcohol is painful and exhausting. And yet that person has a limitless supply if so chosen. I despise alcohol. I despise those who make it. I despise those who sell it. And I do not care who I offend with those statements.
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14-05-2021, 08:30 PM | #1426 | |||
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He is on the same path to an early grave so I am well aware how bad it gets when you have a problem. I don't think it should be restricted but they sure milk the taxes on durries and booze and more should be put into problems they cause. |
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14-05-2021, 08:35 PM | #1427 | |||
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Not many men teaching anymore kids being brought up by women alone is also not a good preparation for life. Grrrrrr.... There is many ways to do to that. There is plenty of people in the room. Grrrr..
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14-05-2021, 08:44 PM | #1428 | |||
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Some of this **** going on now. My mum would have been on the war path |
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16-05-2021, 05:13 PM | #1429 | ||
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Why is it that the Asians have so much disposable cash to throw at property and gambling?
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16-05-2021, 07:22 PM | #1430 | ||
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why is it
doctor gives script 1 tablet daily for 10 days pharmacist fills script and label says 1 tablet daily with meals for 10 days (so do i split the tablet 3 ways for each meal ?) and sells you a pack of 50
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yes still (as money n time permit) doing the rebuilding the zh fairlane with a clevo 400m 4v heads injected whipple blown with aode 4 speed trans to a 9" ....... we'll get there eventually just remember don't be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark...Professionals built the Titanic! I have taken up meditation... at least it's better than sitting around doing nothing !! |
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17-05-2021, 08:39 PM | #1431 | ||
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Why is it performance enhancing substances are banned in sport yet beauty contests allow women to wear makeup?
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17-05-2021, 08:44 PM | #1432 | ||
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why is it Syndrome brings up these questions that rattle my brain at 2AM and wont allow me to sleep.
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17-05-2021, 09:21 PM | #1433 | ||
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why is it Syndrome picked performance enhancing and then equated it to make up in beauty contests and not beauty enhancements
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yes still (as money n time permit) doing the rebuilding the zh fairlane with a clevo 400m 4v heads injected whipple blown with aode 4 speed trans to a 9" ....... we'll get there eventually just remember don't be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark...Professionals built the Titanic! I have taken up meditation... at least it's better than sitting around doing nothing !! |
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18-05-2021, 03:50 PM | #1434 | ||
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to be honest, I would rather watch the Giro or Tour De France with all the riders on drugs than watch them riding in full drag.
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18-05-2021, 04:33 PM | #1435 | ||
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No, full skirts in a heavy crosswind would be comical. And no more sneaky leaks on the go.
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19-05-2021, 03:55 PM | #1437 | ||
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They do pots of tea at my local bowlo, my mum often likes a cuppa. She just has to decide what tea she feels like.
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19-05-2021, 05:07 PM | #1438 | ||
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Yes, the conundrum. Fifty shades of Earl Grey.
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19-05-2021, 05:17 PM | #1439 | ||
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…Nobody makes tea in a pot any more? I feel like a cultural outpost.
We have a pot of tea for mornos me and the Mrs. She bought a new tea pot the other day. Me, "Is the other one broken?" Her, "No but this one is better, it's stainless steel" Me, "So is the other one" Her, "Well this one has the built in tea strainer, I got sick of having to use a strainer" Me, "Yes, me too, so much hard work, not" That's why we also have 8 pairs of tongs, 3 potato mashers, 12 pairs of scissors lying about, 2 complete sets of cutlery in the draw, and look out if you mix them up. I could go on, and don't start me off about towels. This is all for just 2 people.
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