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Old 05-09-2007, 11:26 AM   #121
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thought I would give my two cents........
I thought that your post was reasonable, until that bull*hit comment you made about trucks wrecking the roads. If you really are a civil engineer, perhaps you should switch to finance and learn about how much the transport network contributes to the economy. If the government actually spent the money that they steal from road transport on the roads, we’d all be driving on eight lane freeways between the capitals.
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Old 05-09-2007, 11:31 AM   #122
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I thought that your post was reasonable, until that bull*hit comment you made about trucks wrecking the roads. If you really are a civil engineer, perhaps you should switch to finance and learn about how much the transport network contributes to the economy. If the government actually spent the money that they steal from road transport on the roads, we’d all be driving on eight lane freeways between the capitals.
Whoa hit a soft spot.

What I meant is that if there wasn't so much consumerism than there wouldn't need to be so many trucks.

I am perfectly aware of the vital role trucks play and that the only reason trucking has had to increase exponentially is due to Government failure to build an adequate rail network.

There is however the problem of over laden vehicles fracturing the road base.

No offence intended.
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Old 05-09-2007, 11:34 AM   #123
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funniest thing happened the other day.went to visit my grandfather in the nursing home.as i appraoched him i noticed two tablets on the bedside table .upon closer inspection i noticed that one was a sleeping pill and the other was a viagra.i then asked the doctor why he was giving them to my grandfather and he replied"well the sleeping pill is to help him sleep and the viagra is to stop him rolling out of bed"....
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Old 05-09-2007, 12:04 PM   #124
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did i mention that he is 94 and that the worst was yet to cum.
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Old 05-09-2007, 12:26 PM   #125
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did i mention that he is 94 and that the worst was yet to cum.
I'm hoping the relevance of this statement within the context of this thread will become apparent..............at some time in the near future...........

Till then................HUH?
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Old 05-09-2007, 01:33 PM   #126
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Old 05-09-2007, 04:14 PM   #127
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Bidding closed on Rogers Secret....AU $9,000,200.00.....

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Many people have asked me why i dont show my engine bay that is making my cordia this successfull, reason being is that its something unique and a job no other cordia in Australia has got, its similar likie if NASA, invented something very special, do you thuink nasa will just give out these secrets to anybody for nothing, well that is in this case too.
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Old 05-09-2007, 05:28 PM   #128
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Old 05-09-2007, 05:44 PM   #129
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Ahh that is funny, there is going to be a community of clone Red Cordia E tubers shortly....
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Old 05-09-2007, 05:56 PM   #130
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That wasn't him in the vid was it? Didn't sound right and seemed to know too little about his car.
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Old 05-09-2007, 07:00 PM   #131
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You have no idea how bad I laughed at that.
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Old 05-09-2007, 07:46 PM   #132
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That wasn't him in the vid was it? Didn't sound right and seemed to know too little about his car.

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Old 05-09-2007, 08:23 PM   #133
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you need to see his car "whoop" and "pwn" other cars... :
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Old 05-09-2007, 09:05 PM   #134
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Barge, but still a very nice car.
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Old 05-09-2007, 10:11 PM   #135
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Default Roger Cordia has his own forum
Go check this out http://rogercordia.freeforums.org/
This is even funnier than the Prius forum.
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Old 06-09-2007, 02:54 AM   #136
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i'll literally send you $10 if you go on their forums, find out when the next cruise is on (if the hippies do that, wouldnt want to waste the carbons) and join their cruise and film the shenanigans
LOL! that would be hillarious. I wouldnt have to much of a problem doing that.
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Old 06-09-2007, 09:14 AM   #137
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Awwww the Prius people banned me!

Apparently they didn't like it when I said I am going to offset their Priuses by removing the pollution gear from my car!
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Old 06-09-2007, 09:21 AM   #138
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http://rogercordia.freeforums.org/vi...r=asc&start=15

Holy crap this rogercordia forum is funnier than the Prius one.

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I'd only take it in the if it was given to me from the King himself! as for you... well im sure you were the priests little whore for a number of years before coming here and preaching about it.

LMFAO!!!!!!
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Old 10-09-2007, 04:48 PM   #139
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Well, the weirdy beardy Prius owners are getting a bit cranky. :


http://priuschat.com/index.php?showtopic=38187&st=100

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Old 10-09-2007, 05:56 PM   #140
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Aeron, you could point out that a test done in Aus with the terri on gas was actually cheaper to run then the prius. I know the test was done by the Cars Guide last year. Unfortunatly I dont have a link as I read it in the actual paper.
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Old 10-09-2007, 08:12 PM   #141
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i didnt make it through the whole vid.
it was too painful.
some people try wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too hard to be funny.
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Old 10-09-2007, 10:33 PM   #142
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i didnt make it through the whole vid.
it was too painful.
some people try wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too hard to be funny.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! the last couple of minutes are the best! It's all about his cooling system...which you can buy photos of for a couple hundred thousand dollars, quite the bargain.

Surely this guy is taking the ? If he is, its at the Andy Kaufman level of dedication.
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Old 10-09-2007, 10:39 PM   #143
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Haha Roger Cordia is so damn funny!
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Old 11-09-2007, 02:28 PM   #144
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he is actually rapt he has a quik cordia..

people in victoria have u seen the 12sec starlet..
its a waste of money but s itsgood seeing it do 12z lol..

its a whole diff story on the street as 1/4mile times and street racing are tottally diff thignss..

that CORDIA guy balabs on about his car costing 1/4 as much as 40,000+ cars but who is that sad to spend money on a cordia HAHAHAHA..
wat a fruit loop LOL..

all you ahve to do is buy a used xr6turbz for 19gzzz, spend 8gzz on da engine and ull make the cordia fall to pieces...

WHAT A N FAG that guy is..
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Old 12-09-2007, 10:30 AM   #145
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King Roger gains 5 more KW!!
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Old 12-09-2007, 10:49 AM   #146
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Old 13-09-2007, 11:34 AM   #148
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hahaha...
the dildo at 4:25....
thats a n ****a lol..
tahts s man dead set..

he thinks he is GODS GIFT to cars lolz..
man dead set at the end of the day his car is a piece of and looks like crap
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King Roger - faster than Peter Brock? just maybe (4 mintue mark)...
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Old 13-09-2007, 02:21 PM   #150
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King Roger - faster than Peter Brock? just maybe (4 mintue mark)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_KzX...related&search
Is this for farkin real???? :

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"People with very very fast cars like Civics, Daihatsus, Suzuki's can't possibly beat me"
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