Stupidest Thing You Have Ever Done?

[AEF_Silver94]

i farted on someones face in the gym while doing squats,i didnt see them behind me LOL

[GREGXR8]

when i was about 17 (25 years ago) a few of us were drinking at the yarra up near wonga park, someone decided we could fire off 22 rounds by holding the bullets in a pair of pliers and hitting them with a hammer, it worked a couple of times then the casing on one exploded. it took six months for that piece of brass to work its way back out of my left hand. what was more stupid after i shot myself with bullet casing one of the other idiots picked up the pliers and was going to start doing it. i threw what was left of the bullets in the river.

[mosman69]

Originally Posted by AU_Carlos88

i farted on someones face in the gym while doing squats,i didnt see them behind me LOL

What the hell was their face doing near ur a$$ while u were squatting. They probably deserved it being that close to ur hole :the_finge

[STK-XR8]

went to bright (north vic) for a holiday with the g/f now missus her brother my sister ,me and the bro inlaw hired some mountain bikes while the girls went shopping, met up with them later on ,me and bro inlaw were racing towards them i hadnt noticed the wet grass in front hit the skids and slide
30+ mtrs not slowing down quick enough slammed the front brakes on in a panick rear wheel off the ground and face plant in a aluminum shed .

[AshMan]

Originally Posted by sprjenkins

Been there done that, also hit a round about at 150kmh in my old EF once. Lights were out and the road was long and straight. Sitting on the limiter at 180 kmh I saw this keep left sign and stupidly thought "Keep left of what?" Take my foot off the gas and realise that it was a round about.

Couldn't stop, couldn't go round, so i thought right straight over the top then. Car was in the air for friggin ages. Was so lucky, we landed, tracked straight didn't break anything and i've been a ford man ever since

Built Ford Tough!

[ThoR_]

Originally Posted by Greenhorn

Its a fake, Just a standard EB 4.0L that i can only run on gas. its only a match for 87 lazers and camiras

lol well that explains that

[Interceptor]

you want stupid? try this on for size......

[ef_classic]

We live in the country but on a street with plenty of people, and me and a mate decided to set our paddock on fire....omg my dad was angry.

But a few days later he says it was ok because he wanted all that grass gone lol.

[Bill_R]

Lit a fire in my cowboy tent while it was under the house. I'd just been watching a cowboy and indians movie and saw the indians do it. Luckily, I had enough sense to get the hose and put out the fire. Walked upstairs with singed eyebrows and hair and told my mother "there's a hole in my tent". There was a pile of ash under the house.

Tried to play chicken with a Beach Buggy. I dodged one way the dodged back (great sidestep). The Buggy had gone that way to avoid me. Dragged along for a bit whiel I held onto the front bar then one wheel over the top of my legs and the big fat rears over my chest. It was my turn to drive next - I got in all pumped up and floored it - the others jumped out and ran.

There's way more but ...

[Boss 260 Ute]

This thread rules!

[bentles]

Originally Posted by Interceptor

you want stupid? try this on for size......

thats not ur sprint is it? i didnt think it would have that many kms? please tell me its ur old xf

[Laminge]

Ohh this thread is going to last....

[Interceptor]

Originally Posted by bentles

thats not ur sprint is it? i didnt think it would have that many kms? please tell me its ur old xf

neither.....

1994 toyota hiace van, diesel, shitload of k's on it, buggered suspension and a stack of conduit and ladders on the roofrack

and laminge, please, we survived darwinisim, please let us look back and share our tales of what NOT to do

[Turbot]

1- Had a throttle cable snap in a Rambler Hornet, of course parts not avalible immediatly so ran a peice of string from bottom of the pedal around steering collum out thru firewall looped around several brake line etc to carby, work great for 2weeks when it finally snapped ON THE FECKING SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE!!!
2- Did some work at a kitchen making co. which had air powered nail guns and staple guns, ocasionally we had nail gun wars, which wasnt too bad as they were only set to bout 40psi, until a work mate picked up the spray gun line set to bout 120psi, I copped 3 nails down the leg, being ****ed off as you would I grabed my staple gun a bit too fast pulled back the safty without much care and boom I then had 3 nails in the leg and one hugh staple thru the tip of my finger. Doh!
3- Lived in a rental house sharing with 3 others, had a huge old fire place, bloody cold one winter, lit a small fire all seamed well, next night lit a huge fire, then bout 1am just a bout to go to bed, a flat mate says whats that crackling noise coming from the roof, well turns out the 4th bedroom was added illegaly no council approval etc just dodgyed on by the old owner and the chimmy was cut off at celing height just venting into the roof cavity.

[DoreSlamR]

1: In year 11 we had a cooking class and i decided to juggle a brand new chefs knife, i managed to do 4 or 5 single rotations easily so i thought i'd go for a double and OUCH nice straight gash across my finger!
my mate across from me had a bowl of rice that instantly turned red.

2: when i used to work up north i fley down for the xmas break and got my parents to rent me a car, i got a brand new magna and well i discovered it has a pretty sudden speed limiter,
i wont say the speed i was doing (some might know it anyway) but it scared the hell out of me.
I was about to grab the camera for a shot of the speedo too veeerrryyy silly :

[MITCHAY]

Only thing I can really think off was in Yr 6 I had to clean up the wet area. So I got newspapers under my shoes (reall dodge job) and walked around using it to dry the floor.

Then I slipped backwards and smashed my head on the table. Blood pouring out everywhere and was lucky not to need stiches.

[ThoR_]

When i was 6 i was six me and my brother where monkeys and we had 11ft retaining walls in the back yard. The usual krap around bricks and limestone and yellow sand piles. anyway. The pallets of bricks came on those old wooden pallets and some of you would know the beams going across come off sometimes. They were all around the yard. I decided i was going to leap my highest off the wall onto the yellow sand pile.

My right foot smack in the middle landed right on a 4-5inch big fat rusty nail and i would say it was close to coming out the other side of my foot. It was stuck in muscle took me ages to yank it out. Blood spirting everywhere the brick where blood stained for years.

[ThoR_]

Originally Posted by Interceptor

you want stupid? try this on for size......

wow 130kph

[Steffo]

When I was in Yr 7, was opening a window in a third floor classroom, no air-con, boiling hot, summer. Now the windows in that school had this child lock mechanism on them on the hinge, which you need to press down on and simultaneously push open the window to get it to open all the way. Obviously this worked well for little kids... but me, not checking, decided to pull the window back and then force it open with all my might... oops. Window falls onto canteen pergola which had openable/closeable slats (for sunny days/rain) and knocks out three of those slats there...

When I had first gotten my old Pintara, was going to an intersection to turn left, it had rained that morning, the road was moist but the sun had come out, rain had stopped. Now I'm coming along and the light's green, as I approach the light goes orange and I think to myself 'that light takes forever, I can make it....' so I floor it. Now that car had 83kW of power when it was new... and my one had the odo stuck at 240k km God knows how long ago, I'd be surprised if it didn't have half its brand new power... naturally the light goes red before I get there so I slam on the brakes as hard as I can... four wheels lock, slide straight through, and the car turns off! Here I am sitting in the middle of an intersection with people who just got green filters beeping at me and swearing, with a car that wouldn't turn back on until the third try and thinking to myself "That's the last time that ever happens..." :

Another time, was in the gym with a good mate, and I wore these stupid 3/4 shorts that were like 2 sizes too small for me and really tight and bad for manouvreability. We did deadlifts... and no problems. Do a few other exercises and start doing a variation of clean & jerk using a trap bar... and I bend down to put more weight on the bar... oops... the shorts tear straight down the middle, around the crotch area. Middle of the gym, people everywhere, my mate and I collapse laughing... :

[Interceptor]

Originally Posted by ThoR_

wow 130kph

maybe you should read the whole thread and note my other comments about it before being a smartarse little ****

Originally Posted by Interceptor

neither.....

1994 toyota hiace van, diesel, shitload of k's on it, buggered suspension and a stack of conduit and ladders on the roofrack