Geez! I hate that!

[56L]

man it really sucks when you get Eyedrops mixed up with the small Tinderm bottle ,it hurts and it must not be good for the eyes

[poppa smurf]

I could never stand the suspense of the "hanging drop" dangling from the eye bottle, waiting for it to fall into my eye.

[Ross 1]

Muppets that yell abuse if you don't want to drag from every set of lights or yell abuse if you beat them from a set of lights. On paper your too fast too furious turbo import will wipe the floor with my 9 year old territory. Heres a hint, learn how to drive a manual, if your in 5th gear by 55, its go no where left to go! Think I will avoid driving in the city during the silly season.

[Franco Cozzo]

Originally Posted by MercurySilver

dumb asses who cant read road signs
we have a small country school near us
it drops from 100 kmh down to 80 near the school
then in front of the school there is a 60kmh sign and underneath this 60kmh sign it says
"between 8AM-9AM AND 3-4PM SCHOOLDAYS"

so im cruising to the local shop and of course dumbass non locals see 60 and panic, slowing down to around 55
its an 80 zone, its 10.30 am on a friggin saturday
so you end up creeping up their *** because youre doing the correct speed limit of 80
they give you the finger wave in the mirror and all the usual ****
you pull up at the end of hte road they are turn right you are turning left windows are down
you get the filthy look and the usual dribble about tailgating
so i ask
'whats the speed limit past the school?'
60 ******** whats with the tailgating
********?..well listening here ****head maybe you should read the road signs
(promptly explained the sign)
oh i didnt see that
yeah thats right, youre abusing me when its you thats not able to read basic roadsigns properly. you just saw 60 and thats was it, you didnt READ what it said underneath

no apology
no thanks .....nothimg

happens at least once a week

We have the same thing, theres a small primary school opposite Clarkefield (which is a town with a main street containing a pub, a train station and a 90s Ford wrecker, thats it).

100km/h road, goes to 60 during school hours, except we've got it figured out, LED 60km/h sign comes on and flashes during school hours, problem solved

[ford71V8]

Originally Posted by 56L

man it really sucks when you get Eyedrops mixed up with the small Tinderm bottle ,it hurts and it must not be good for the eyes

Reminds me of yesterday morning.
My wife gets out the suncreen for our boy while he's out there in the sun playing cricket. She offers it to another lady and her kids.
Few minutes later she queries what brand the sunscreen is.
Its Cancer Council screen 50+
This lady says Well I'lll be making sure to stay away from that one. I've just rubbed my eyes and they are stinging, must have been that sunscreen.
Maybe don't put the stuff in your eyes?!

[poppa smurf]

Originally Posted by ford71V8

Reminds me of yesterday morning.
My wife gets out the suncreen for our boy while he's out there in the sun playing cricket. She offers it to another lady and her kids.
Few minutes later she queries what brand the sunscreen is.
Its Cancer Council screen 50+
This lady says Well I'lll be making sure to stay away from that one. I've just rubbed my eyes and they are stinging, must have been that sunscreen.
Maybe don't put the stuff in your eyes?!

tag on a barbecue at Bunnings yesterday......

"caution surface may be hot"!!!!!

[mik]

Don't you hate it when you cook the tea for the family , you have given the pan you cooked the snags in a liberal spray with the no name cooking spray in the yellow can .............. a bit later after tea you wander out to the kitchen to grab a cold one, then you notice the yellow can of ironing spray next to the cooking spray........ don't you hate that ???

[commodorenutt]

Originally Posted by 56L

man it really sucks when you get Eyedrops mixed up with the small Tinderm bottle ,it hurts and it must not be good for the eyes

About 6 years ago I had to sort out a whole lot of safety data sheets for some products our company offered at the time. We used an external service provider to manage them all, as they also had a manned 24 hour help line (in Australia too!)

As I was the contact for our company, I would get an email update whenever anyone enquired about an MSDS or hazard response for any of our products - good, bad or indifferent.

Once such email noted that a person had put drops of cyanoacrylate adhesive (basically super glue) in his eye, mistaking the bottle for the eye-drops, as he kept both in the fridge.

I bet he never made that mistake again.


BTW - he made a full recovery, after visiting hospital, and having small chunks of glue removed over the following days.

[fordomatic]

Posted this on Coles facebook page

G'day Coles, i noticed Chorizo on special last night at Coles Manuka. I thought to myself, "yew beauty my Fiancé can whip up a frittata, and then i can have some leftovers for work, that will raise moral". You could imagine my excitement when i got home, "babe i got a bargain from Coles and you get to cook dinner tonight".

I grabbed a beer from the fridge and plonked myself on the deck overlooking Lake Burly Griffin, moral was high, the birds were chirping the baby signets were floundering around enjoying the sunshine, and i was having Frittata for dinner.

You could imagine my disappointment when my Fiancé called me into the kitchen. Unfortunately for me they resembled dried up pieces of dog faeces, instead of wet, they should look like wet dog faeces. So now i get to have vegetarian frittata for dinner instead of the meaty chorizo goodness i was so looking forward to.

Thanks for nothing Coles

[Franco Cozzo]

Originally Posted by fordomatic

Posted this on Coles facebook page

G'day Coles, i noticed Chorizo on special last night at Coles Manuka. I thought to myself, "yew beauty my Fiancé can whip up a frittata, and then i can have some leftovers for work, that will raise moral". You could imagine my excitement when i got home, "babe i got a bargain from Coles and you get to cook dinner tonight".

I grabbed a beer from the fridge and plonked myself on the deck overlooking Lake Burly Griffin, moral was high, the birds were chirping the baby signets were floundering around enjoying the sunshine, and i was having Frittata for dinner.

You could imagine my disappointment when my Fiancé called me into the kitchen. Unfortunately for me they resembled dried up pieces of dog faeces, instead of wet, they should look like wet dog faeces. So now i get to have vegetarian frittata for dinner instead of the meaty chorizo goodness i was so looking forward to.

Thanks for nothing Coles

Everything from Coles and Safeway is junk, "fresh food people" my fat hairy anus.

Their fruit tastes like nothing, its probably been picked green, sprayed with some crap, and been in the fridge since like 1992 or something and thats the good stuff.

The regular stuff comes with extra flavouring, which is green and hairy looking and wins you a free weekend stay at Sunshine's premier accomodation the Sunshine Hospital and you get to sample their fine cusine at no extra cost.

[Charliewool]

Originally Posted by mik

Don't you hate it when you cook the tea for the family , you have given the pan you cooked the snags in a liberal spray with the no name cooking spray in the yellow can .............. a bit later after tea you wander out to the kitchen to grab a cold one, then you notice the yellow can of ironing spray next to the cooking spray........ don't you hate that ???

One way to stifen the sausage!
(Shoulda gone to specsavers eh?)

[Maka]

Originally Posted by fordomatic

Posted this on Coles facebook page

G'day Coles, i noticed Chorizo on special last night at Coles Manuka. I thought to myself, "yew beauty my Fiancé can whip up a frittata, and then i can have some leftovers for work, that will raise moral". You could imagine my excitement when i got home, "babe i got a bargain from Coles and you get to cook dinner tonight".

I grabbed a beer from the fridge and plonked myself on the deck overlooking Lake Burly Griffin, moral was high, the birds were chirping the baby signets were floundering around enjoying the sunshine, and i was having Frittata for dinner.

You could imagine my disappointment when my Fiancé called me into the kitchen. Unfortunately for me they resembled dried up pieces of dog faeces, instead of wet, they should look like wet dog faeces. So now i get to have vegetarian frittata for dinner instead of the meaty chorizo goodness i was so looking forward to.

Thanks for nothing Coles

Yep, those on special chorizo's from Coles were a bit underwhelming (tasteless) for sure even though the ones we purchased looked kinda fresh, kransky's work way better for frittata's imo!

cheers, Maka

[mik]

Originally Posted by Charliewool

One way to stifen the sausage!
(Shoulda gone to specsavers eh?)

yeah the old peepers arent what they used to be .

[Spurious]

Went into my mums bathroom to wash my hands.

A couple squirts of handwash from the bottle, under the water, rub rub....man this stuff is greasy...mmm

Mentioned it to mum...mmm....I'd used moisturizer!!!

[Vincenzo]

Had a small cut on my hand and went to cabinet to get disinfectant. Ended up pouring vinegar over it by mistake - what a sting!


Cheers Vincenzo

[Spurious]

SO.....MY NEXT BRIGHT IDEA...

Thinks to myself, I should go to the local tip shop (resource recovery centre) & find something I can buy cheap & flip it to the local 2'nd hand shop.

You know, & make a few bucks.

Gets there, looks around the yard, finds an intact 25cc ROK arborist chainsaw..... it looks near new & IT RUNS!!!!!

I walk back into the building & who's being served at the counter & says g'day to me.....the bloke who owns the second hand shop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FYI, the chainsaw's now for sale on Gumtree Tas. LOL
(see vid link below pics for demo)




http://vid1334.photobucket.com/album...pstzr1yhvg.mp4

[Spurious]

Actually that story is far to darn funny to say "I Hate That" !!!

[Spurious]

Originally Posted by Vincenzo

Had a small cut on my hand and went to cabinet to get disinfectant. Ended up pouring vinegar over it by mistake - what a sting!


Cheers Vincenzo

ROTF....LOL....Nice

[poppa smurf]

Originally Posted by Vincenzo

Had a small cut on my hand and went to cabinet to get disinfectant. Ended up pouring vinegar over it by mistake - what a sting!


Cheers Vincenzo

reminds me of the feller, who was in in bed in an "amorous" embrace with his darling wife, reached for the vaseline, only to find to his detriment, after apply said ointment, that it was the vick's instead!!!!!

[poppa smurf]

those little spoony things on the bottom of drinking straws supplied with a drink that you get from Hungry Jacks or Macdonalds......takes me ages to chew or rip them off.

[Yellow_Festiva]

Hooking my 2nd pair of glasses over my collar when not being used only to retrieve them and yank out a few hairs from my chest that got jammed in the hinge. Hate it!

Happens on a daily basis! Surprised I don't have a little bald patch there :-)

[Vincenzo]

Originally Posted by Yellow_Festiva

Happens on a daily basis! Surprised I don't have a little bald patch there :-)

you'll just have to try a little harder


Cheers Vincenzo

[supershifty]

Originally Posted by Yellow_Festiva

Hooking my 2nd pair of glasses over my collar when not being used only to retrieve them and yank out a few hairs from my chest that got jammed in the hinge. Hate it!

Happens on a daily basis! Surprised I don't have a little bald patch there :-)

Chest wax? I've only got "bumfluff" on mine.

Cheers!

[Yellow_Festiva]

Originally Posted by supershifty

Chest wax? I've only got "bumfluff" on mine.

Cheers!

I grow my own clothing.... not my fault mum married a Neanderthal!

[Kable72]

Originally Posted by GasOLane

What is it with Computer games these days?

A while ago I bought Sid Meier's Civilization (The Complete Edition) from EB games.

When you load it onto the PC, and every time you want to play the game, you need to login to Steam!

it's my game, it's my Computer and I bought it in a Bricks and Mortar shop, so why do I need this bloody Steam engine!

Might be a bit late but have a look at the steam store. Save yourself a fortune compared to buying them from a store. Careful, though, there is a reason why the internet is full of GabeN taking your money .gifs

[MercurySilver]

when the wireless mouse stops working because the batteries are apparently flat
ive been taking out said batteries and putting them back in for a month now and its still going

i kinda hate that

[CoupeKing]

People who fill the Kettle all the way up to the top just to make one cup of coffee.

[Yellow_Festiva]

Originally Posted by CoupeKing

People who fill the Kettle all the way up to the top just to make one cup of coffee.

Or the flip side... people who work in an office of 10 or 12 and put exactly 250ml of water in the kettle when they find it empty.....

What about people at work who never reply to email. Infuriates me, especially when you know they are sitting in front of a computer with their inbox open in front of them....

[supershifty]

Originally Posted by CoupeKing

People who fill the Kettle all the way up to the top just to make one cup of coffee.

I hear ya!

In my defence, I do fill the jug to the top and boil it to make one cup of tea in the morning. The rest of it gets poured in the sink to wash my breakfast dishes.

Logical and practical.

Cheers!

[Simple6]

Originally Posted by Yellow_Festiva

What about people at work who never reply to email. Infuriates me, especially when you know they are sitting in front of a computer with their inbox open in front of them....

Or the people who tell me that they received an email from somebody asking something, but because they didn't know what they were talking about or didn't know how to do the thing they asked - they just delete the email!?

Then they tell me that that person has emailed them 3 times now, but they just delete the email each time.

WTF? How hard is it to reply and ask for more information or instructions? Or at least let the person know so they're not waiting on a reply that'll never come..

No courtesy.