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Old 04-01-2005, 11:56 AM   #181
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are actually women tend not to think about some parts of guys cause we actually manage to drag our brains out of the gutta. Pity we cannot say that about a few of you. The subject of breast is one that will just go on and on.. I apologize to donut queen i dont think bigger is better as i find them a pain in the neck and back. Man think that they are great to play with and great to sleep on etc but forget that we are the ones carrying them. And yes there was one point brought up about sagging, sorry girls its true. Have a few kids, get old and look out gravity takes hold. So as far as i am concerned. Big is not better it is a pain. There is also the other factor of guys not looking you in the eye either......

oh and by the way i dont leave marks in my husbands head
Yeah, I was joking, we do think of other things (well, I do anyway), such as our cars for just one example. My post was intended as a joke, no disrespect intended to anyone, and my apologies if anyone was offended.

And for the record, I also hate it when guys can't look a woman in the eye when talking to them, that IMO is just disrespectful, we wouldn't like women talking to our crotch area, so don't do a simular thing to women.

As has already been stated in this thread, there is much more to women then boobs, and I for one would much rather a woman with a decent brain to one that has no brain but a body that makes some guys drool. Thankfully, Nikki is both attractive and smart.

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Old 04-01-2005, 12:45 PM   #182
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are actually women tend not to think about some parts of guys cause we actually manage to drag our brains out of the gutta. Pity we cannot say that about a few of you. The subject of breast is one that will just go on and on.. I apologize to donut queen i dont think bigger is better as i find them a pain in the neck and back. Man think that they are great to play with and great to sleep on etc but forget that we are the ones carrying them. And yes there was one point brought up about sagging, sorry girls its true. Have a few kids, get old and look out gravity takes hold. So as far as i am concerned. Big is not better it is a pain. There is also the other factor of guys not looking you in the eye either......

oh and by the way i dont leave marks in my husbands head

After reading your comments I just want to join the women libs movement and burn a few bra's.


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are actually women tend not to think about some parts of guys cause we actually manage to drag our brains out of the gutta. Pity we cannot say that about a few of you.
Rubbish! not what my wife tells me, women tend to have their minds in the gutters just as much as men if not more.
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Old 04-01-2005, 01:21 PM   #183
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Old 04-01-2005, 01:48 PM   #184
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Rubbish! not what my wife tells me, women tend to have their minds in the gutters just as much as men if not more.
Probably depends on the woman, just like not ALL guys have their minds in the gutter ALL the time, there would be some (but not all) women who have their minds in the gutter all the time, and some that hardly ever even get near the gutter.

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Old 04-01-2005, 02:09 PM   #185
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I think some people really dont know me well enough yet. Number 1. When i have a dig at somebody about certain marks in said husbands head it is just a dig. because i do control my husband to a degree just ask him. Number 2. i am not into bra burning infact if i did that i would leave two perfect track marks where ever i went.
Now i dislike my huge boobs not ashamed to admit and see no point to having them anymore as said children have finished. They do cause back pain and neck pain and yes i cannot play sport with them.

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Rubbish! not what my wife tells me, women tend to have their minds in the gutters just as much as men if not more.

Idont have a gutter mind because there is just no room in my head for it. If somewomen do then great good on ya.
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Old 04-01-2005, 02:17 PM   #186
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Number 1. When i have a dig at somebody about certain marks in said husbands head it is just a dig. because i do control my husband to a degree just ask him.
Any man that claims their wife does not have any control of them is either a liar or not a husband, he's just a bloke that lives in the same house as her.

Of course Mrs Casper has some control over me, just as I do over her. Its called being married.
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Old 04-01-2005, 05:20 PM   #187
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I dont have a gutter mind because there is just no room in my head for it.
I hope you're not a blonde otherwise I won't believe you. :p
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Old 04-01-2005, 05:21 PM   #188
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Old 04-01-2005, 05:40 PM   #189
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Old 04-01-2005, 07:52 PM   #190
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How on earth did this thread mushroom out to 13 pages before I stumbled across it?!? noooooo

Boobies, no matter what size, shape or composition (note: must be attached to a female ) are good and should be FREEFORALL<tm>

Mrs Casper, I'm very tempted to quote you (for Casper that is) but will refrain (hrm that should get people rereading your last post! :rolleyes: )

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Old 04-01-2005, 08:01 PM   #191
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...my huge boobs...i cannot play...with them
quote editing is so much fun! and its still legit! i should get a job with a news paper
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Old 04-01-2005, 08:07 PM   #192
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm dave i think you know me to well.
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Old 04-01-2005, 08:18 PM   #193
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Old 04-01-2005, 09:50 PM   #194
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I can't believe there is so much argument over breasts. What is interesting though is although us women say that there is nothing great about them, we are the first ones to bag a girl for being flat chested. (hence the removal of said pics)

Boobs are boobs, no big deal. Hell, the netball team I play in is called 'JUGS', for the reason that we all have them. I had to show the girls at work this thread today to get their opinions, and they were astounded as I was to discover that men don't like fake breasts. One girl was mortified, as she is planning on having her boob job by the end of the year.

...and my genius husband has offerred to fund said operation on the proviso that her breasts are owned outright by himself, and that he is entitled to inspect his purchase at any time.
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Old 04-01-2005, 09:53 PM   #195
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Old 04-01-2005, 09:55 PM   #196
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I can't believe there is so much argument over breasts. What is interesting though is although us women say that there is nothing great about them, we are the first ones to bag a girl for being flat chested. (hence the removal of said pics)

Boobs are boobs, no big deal. Hell, the netball team I play in is called 'JUGS', for the reason that we all have them. I had to show the girls at work this thread today to get their opinions, and they were astounded as I was to discover that men don't like fake breasts. One girl was mortified, as she is planning on having her boob job by the end of the year.

...and my genius husband has offerred to fund said operation on the proviso that her breasts are owned outright by himself, and that he is entitled to inspect his purchase at any time.
JUGS huh? All got them huh?

A location and playing timetable is now required you know.
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Old 04-01-2005, 09:57 PM   #197
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Old 04-01-2005, 09:58 PM   #198
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Old 04-01-2005, 10:00 PM   #199
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ooh sh*t I've done it now
Yup.... fess up.
And we expect all of them to be wearing 1 size too small bra's.
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Old 04-01-2005, 10:02 PM   #200
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oooh then you get the 4 boob look, not good!

I can promise they will be wearing little t-shirts and short skirts. Is that enough?
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mmm b00bs rock.... we need a jubblies theme song... like wierd al's pet names for genitalia...
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Old 04-01-2005, 10:06 PM   #202
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like wierd al's pet names for genitalia...


Isn't that Tom Green who does that song ?
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Old 04-01-2005, 10:47 PM   #203
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:13 PM   #204
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I had to show the girls at work this thread today to get their opinions, and they were astounded as I was to discover that men don't like fake breasts.
/me finds it amazing it has taken women so long to realise this.
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A location and playing timetable is now required you know.
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ooh ooh ooh, sign me up! :P

gimme a J! gimme a U! gimme a G! gimme a S!

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we wouldn't like women talking to our crotch area, so don't do a simular thing to women.
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bwahahahaha classic!

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mrs kooky i would never bag a girl for being flat chested i actually envy them....
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Some actually blow into the mic.
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