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Old 22-06-2006, 06:46 PM   #1
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LOL read this thread about prius owners talking about beating 5.0 mustangs, sport bikes, VIPERS, this seriously brightening my mood and made me laugh so much seriously do people believe this stuff...

http://priuschat.com/index.php?showtopic=16201

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Old 22-06-2006, 07:05 PM   #2
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They must be smoking something(not their tyres).
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Old 22-06-2006, 07:18 PM   #3
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im speachless,i dont know what to say :
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Old 22-06-2006, 07:18 PM   #4
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I dont think ive ever laughed so hard...

From the toyota website specs for the prius;
Maximum Power 57kW @ 5000rpm
Maximum Torque 115Nm @ 4000rpm

Might was well get rid of the fairmont for one of dem prius because im obviously outclassed...
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Old 22-06-2006, 07:21 PM   #5
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I wonder if they realize that someone taking off as per normal doesnt count as a race.
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Old 22-06-2006, 07:23 PM   #6
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The funniest bit is my prius can beat your car from 0-6mph.


http://priuschat.com/Racing-Hubcaps-t17996.html
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Old 22-06-2006, 07:24 PM   #7
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My 1990 laser makes more power than that, or did when it came out, and its a pos. I know I can drag off Prius drivers now.
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Old 22-06-2006, 07:44 PM   #8
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Some people are absoulutly blind to the truth!!
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Old 22-06-2006, 07:51 PM   #9
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lol check out their sigs they say stuff like "rear wiper upgrade, Mud Guards, JDM Side Markers, NuShield Screen Protector, 3M Clear Bra" haha sic upgrades d00d!

these guys are really dumb check out the question some guy asked "Are you guys worried about theft at all?" ROFL i dont think any 1 will thive a prius, maybe smash it up for no reason but to to steal. lol
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Old 22-06-2006, 08:05 PM   #10
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ROFLMAO, it took me about 3 minutes to recover enough composure to reply. Thats is the saddest forum ever.

"I Beat a 1987 Camry"

That is the saddest forum ever, the Lada owners forum would have less BS and have less delusional thoughts on it.
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Old 22-06-2006, 08:11 PM   #11
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bwahahaha my god thats funny....
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Old 22-06-2006, 08:21 PM   #12
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LOL some people are so silly. I wonder if they actually belevie themselves.
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Old 22-06-2006, 08:22 PM   #13
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Don't forget to put your prius in B mode for launch!
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Old 22-06-2006, 08:26 PM   #14
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LMFAO!!!!!

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Old 22-06-2006, 08:36 PM   #15
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some guys wife got 17.5 seconds at 78mph - get a ford :P
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Old 22-06-2006, 09:22 PM   #16
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Those posts were the best examples I've seen of buyers trying to convince themselves that they'd made the right choice.
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Old 22-06-2006, 09:52 PM   #17
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For those who have seen season 10 episodes of South Park:

They're so smug they like the smell of their own farts
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Old 22-06-2006, 10:53 PM   #18
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I think the guy racing the viper and the nsx was taking the p1ss. Either of those cars would destroy the prius in any gear at any time..
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Old 22-06-2006, 10:54 PM   #19
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The funniest bit is my prius can beat your car from 0-6mph.


http://priuschat.com/Racing-Hubcaps-t17996.html
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sick one, and for those that didn't know it was a prius it has a sticker on the side to confirm it!
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Old 22-06-2006, 11:51 PM   #20
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BWHAHAHAHA - funniest thing i've read all week - lol


[QUOTE]Hi, does anybody knows of somebody or are using NOS in our Prius cars?[QUOTE]

I think he means 24V, not nitrous - lol
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Old 23-06-2006, 01:24 AM   #21
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Must get some of those "Racing Hubcaps". Bahahahahahahaha. It would be pretty sad if you couldn't beat a 1987 Camry. Funniest forum ever!

And another thing, I get told to take my mudflaps off! The Prius club put them on and call it a mod! LOL.
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Old 23-06-2006, 10:24 AM   #22
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Oh no, I'd better get one. I mean "an insane amount of torque off the line" to quote one poster. What a fool! My car produces more power and torque and it was built in 1989. Some people really do live in a dream world.
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Old 23-06-2006, 10:35 AM   #23
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haha classic thread.

when i read the bit about the prius racing an NSX on the highway i had visions in my head of the NSX driver cruising at 110 and looking sideways at the prius passing 1kph faster in the right lane with the driver rocking backwards and forwards in the seat e

scary stuff...
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Old 23-06-2006, 10:43 AM   #24
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LMAO... I loved it... I can't believe people could really think they can beat anything other than a tennis ball rolling up hill in a Prius....
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Old 23-06-2006, 11:03 AM   #25
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Beating Vipers and Mustangs....
Is that with 2, Or maybe 3 rockets attached to the boot???
Clowns.
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Old 23-06-2006, 11:10 AM   #26
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by the way if anyone wants another laugh watch this review of the prius on topgear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_5Vf...20gear%20prius
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Old 23-06-2006, 12:56 PM   #27
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Heh my dad owns a prius but at least he's realistic about it! He's an environmental consultant.. so his view is "It's slow, it's annoyingly slow, but it does the job it's meant to"...

He's got a V8 for weekends :P (he's a realistic greenie.. not a hippie.. we need to 'improve' our consumption and all that not cut it out completely)
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Old 23-06-2006, 02:47 PM   #28
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My wife ran hers at the Houston dragstrip. She turned 17.8 seconds at 78? mph. There is a thread about it here.
hehehe what a great find!

I think I could actually stop my bike, dismount, and light a cigerette (if I smoked) by the time the Prius crossed the line.
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Old 23-06-2006, 04:21 PM   #29
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how long till the government bans p platers from driving them? its the superelectro-car scare of 06!
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Toyota are releasing a tubo version of the Prius next year.
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