Australia not proactive enough?

Casper · 20-01-2005, 11:21 PM

Well, I've been sitting here thinking (out of sheer boredom) and I've decieded that Australia has become to "nice". Everyone either thinks we are friendly or helpful or generous. I think some countries may try to take advantage of us.

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Therefor we need to send out a message to the world, we need to be tough and to show that we are not all a bunch of goody goody's.

So how do we do that? Well, I say we INVADE NEW ZEALAND!!!

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They have been invading us for years....time we gave it back to them. INVADE, TAKE OVER and have some GREAT SKI FIELDS for once.

* Casper heads back to the boredom box now

MotherNatureVer2 · 20-01-2005, 11:23 PM

Bwhahahahahahhahahaa Casper ......

Who can we send though ..............lets call it been there done that for me :P

Psycho Chicken · 20-01-2005, 11:24 PM

I reckon Antarctica is the better option!

lv619 · 20-01-2005, 11:26 PM

We dont want to turn into Americans now do we? lets just leave the invaiding of countries to them...

Sourbastard · 20-01-2005, 11:28 PM

you want to invade new zealand.... for ice. anything else on the shopping list you need? maybe we can invade russia for the vodka to go with it, and then conquer belgium for some chocolate for the missus.

20-01-2005, 11:33 PM

In that case lets invade Sweden for the women. :hihi:

Casper · 20-01-2005, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by lv619

We dont want to turn into Americans now do we? lets just leave the invaiding of countries to them...

Why, would only take a couple dozen weekend army guys and a cessna and we could dominate the country. Skiing and mud baths for all. Then march on to Fiji for free coconuts and some nice grass skirts. We could be the new "badboy" country on the block. :nutsycuck

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Originally Posted by RATT

In that case lets invade Sweden for the women. :hihi:

Now we are talking.

Everyone get the shopping lists out!

Sourbastard · 20-01-2005, 11:35 PM

invade sweden for women? or are you just going to invade the women in sweden.

Thornie · 20-01-2005, 11:35 PM

and nuke all the places that breed terrorists

FalKeen · 20-01-2005, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

invade sweden for women? or are you just going to invade the women in sweden.

what he said........invading

the women

swedish women

Sourbastard · 20-01-2005, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RaTTuS

and nuke all the places that breed terrorists

Nuke Cabramatta?

Casper · 20-01-2005, 11:39 PM

Well, if we're taking down Sweden we may as well take Norway with it. Slartybartfast won an award for the Norwegian coast design you know.

20-01-2005, 11:39 PM

I want to invade Angelina Jolie...

Sourbastard · 20-01-2005, 11:41 PM

you get assigned targets in war, you dont get angelina jolie the first night, you can start with ernest borgnine :P

lv619 · 20-01-2005, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Casper

Why, would only take a couple dozen weekend army guys and a cessna and we could dominate the country. Skiing and mud baths for all. Then march on to Fiji for free coconuts and some nice grass skirts. We could be the new "badboy" country on the block. :nutsycuck

Now we are talking.

Everyone get the shopping lists out!

we'll just be giving the US a reason to invade here!... i dont think our "weekend army guys" will be any match for their "yes sir crew cut clones".

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AUIII XR8 MAN · 20-01-2005, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by RATT

I want to invade Angelina Jolie...

I with you on that one

Psycho Chicken · 20-01-2005, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by lv619

we'll just be giving the US a reason to invade here!... i dont think our "weekend army guys" will be any match for their "yes sir crew cut clones".

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pffft wanna make a bet?

FalKeen · 20-01-2005, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RATT

I want to invade Angelina Jolie...

the above statement is fully endorsed by Peter Warren Special Smithfield

thats Peter Warren Special Smithfield, "were our team want to invade Angelina Jolie"

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Casper · 20-01-2005, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by lv619

we'll just be giving the US a reason to invade here!... i dont think our "weekend army guys" will be any match for their "yes sir crew cut clones".

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We'll just offer them a few grass skirts and maybe some wombats and Koala's for their zoo's. I'm sure they will turn a blind eye to it all, not like theres oil or anything in the countries we want to invade.

Give the yanks a few sticks of high grade uranium and they will just look the other way...trust me

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Sourbastard · 20-01-2005, 11:44 PM

casper has declared victoria to be a rogue nation.

loxxr6 · 20-01-2005, 11:44 PM

In that case lets invade Sweden for the women.

I think Cuba or Brazil could be on the list for women to take back home.

20-01-2005, 11:47 PM

Jennifer Garner even.

Adam, still don't have the invoice!

FalKeen · 20-01-2005, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by RATT

Jennifer Garner even.

Adam, still don't have the invoice!

very strange will find out whats happened

Jennifer Garner i rate btw

20-01-2005, 11:51 PM

Ideal situation = Invade Sweden for the women and find Angelina and Jennifer there.

RED_EL_XR8 · 20-01-2005, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Casper

Well, I've been sitting here thinking (out of sheer boredom) and I've decieded that Australia has become to "nice". Everyone either thinks we are friendly or helpful or generous. I think some countries may try to take advantage of us.

py:

Therefor we need to send out a message to the world, we need to be tough and to show that we are not all a bunch of goody goody's.

So how do we do that? Well, I say we INVADE NEW ZEALAND!!!

:

They have been invading us for years....time we gave it back to them. INVADE, TAKE OVER and have some GREAT SKI FIELDS for once.

* Casper heads back to the boredom box now

Invade NZ our soldiers would revolt if all there was to eat was Mutton & Ice-Cream!!

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AUIII XR8 MAN · 20-01-2005, 11:57 PM

Sound like to much hard work anyway just forget about it :gren:

trueblue · 21-01-2005, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Casper

Well, I've been sitting here thinking (out of sheer boredom) and I've decieded that Australia has become to "nice". Everyone either thinks we are friendly or helpful or generous. I think some countries may try to take advantage of us.

py:

Therefor we need to send out a message to the world, we need to be tough and to show that we are not all a bunch of goody goody's.

So how do we do that? Well, I say we INVADE NEW ZEALAND!!!

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Firstly.. You think to much..

Secondly.. we could invade new zealand but in true blue aussie spirit WE CANT BE F*CKED

svo347 · 21-01-2005, 12:17 AM

Why not after all us kiwis are invading your women heheheheh

bdave351 · 21-01-2005, 12:22 AM

I cant believe no one made the comment about the NZ PM signing the surrender forms down at the local centrelink office in our bloody dole line!!!

trueblue · 21-01-2005, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by svo347

Why not after all us kiwis are invading your women heheheheh

Hmmmm.. There must be a misunderstanding.. what you kiwi's call women are actually sheep... So therefore you can have our women

LmAo