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30-08-2005, 02:43 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
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Hello, my name is Chook and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Tumbarumba with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll let laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!" What a bunch of bull. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Endeavour. F**k 'em. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being". I don't care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't **** people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the *** of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email. Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day. P.S. - Send me 15 bucks
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30-08-2005, 04:04 PM
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Moderator Ford Coupe Club
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vic
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Gold!!! ROFLMAO
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30-08-2005, 06:18 PM
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Love it Casper. Sounds like something Sour bastard would write!
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30-08-2005, 06:29 PM
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30-08-2005, 07:11 PM
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If it isnt tied to a brick with a hologram on it, its not a genuine bastard document!
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30-08-2005, 07:29 PM
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No longer driving a Ford.
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Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Irony being when you receive this more then 10 times in the one day... :hihi:
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30-08-2005, 07:44 PM
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The one and only
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Carrum Downs, Victoria
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Casper,
I just sent ya $15. I hope my undies don't eat my bits!! :evil_laug
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30-08-2005, 08:44 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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They really get my goat and get deleted everytime...and I'm not dead nor am I broke and my undies will never turn on me.
Good one Casper.
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30-08-2005, 10:08 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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Who wears undies?
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30-08-2005, 10:10 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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30-08-2005, 10:15 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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FORD RULES OK The more I know ppl the more I love my DOGS. 2011 SY Territory Limited Edition TS 2000 AUII SE ute IL6 |
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30-08-2005, 11:55 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Albury/ Wodonga
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... would of happened as soon as he was out of nappies....
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31-08-2005, 12:57 PM
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Location: Melbourne
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ROFL....
What are your bank details so I can send you the cash.  :
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The best chain letter ever
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