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28-05-2005, 09:41 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 5,165
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RULES FOR NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO
COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS: 1. They live here. You don’t 2. If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. 3. I like my pet better than I like most people. 4. To you it’s an animal. To me he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly. 5. dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don’t ask for money all the time, and are easier to train. They usually come when called, never drive your car, don’t hang out with drug-using friends, don’t drink or smoke, don’t worry about buying the latest fashions, don’t wear your clothes, don’t need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the results. |
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28-05-2005, 10:03 PM
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windsor user
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Geelong
Posts: 13,123
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haha yeop, true on all accounts
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28-05-2005, 10:54 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Kirrawee NSW
Posts: 826
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Proud of you Mother Nature.
We are the custodians of a demented moggie (bashed by previous owner), a Jack Russell terrier that sometimes defies all logic ( again abused by previous owner) and a 16 year old special needs girl with a mental age of about 10 who was sexually abused by previous excuse for a parent.. Hows that for a hat trick? The dog,the cat and the kid!! They all have the run of our home and I can tell you we wouldnt swap our grandaughter or her crazy pets for all the tea in China.  :
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28-05-2005, 11:20 PM
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Budget Racer
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 2,421
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Mmmmmm Pets,Kids,Pets,Kids? It depends what time of day you ask me.
It's 11 o'clock and Jenna, 10 month old daughter has just gone down to sleep! Reggie 3 year old Boarder Collie/Golden retriever+ has been asleep in his kennel since 9 o'clock. I told my wife tonight we are going to dress really badly at our daughters 21st to get her back! Am I a bad parent?
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29-05-2005, 11:08 AM
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www.madel.com.au
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: C o c k a t o o
Posts: 376
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hahahaha Work Horse! My mates parents actually did that to him. They dressed up as Hippies at his 21st and made the speech about their free love and how he came into the world. Was absolutly hilarious!
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29-05-2005, 05:06 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Kirrawee NSW
Posts: 826
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I told my wife tonight we are going to dress really badly at our daughters 21st to get her back!
Am I a bad parent?[/QUOTE] You really shouldnt put ideas in my head work horse. HA HA |
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29-05-2005, 09:19 PM
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Well hello Mr Fancypants
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Perth
Posts: 1,066
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too true. i actually tell people number 3. i also tell them that i love chocloate more than i love most people.
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29-05-2005, 10:10 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Perth
Posts: 551
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Why are pets better than kid for a start if you have horses like us and they don't dowhat they have been told you can hit them with a whip ,try that with your kids and see how far you get ,plus my cat cleans itself
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