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12-05-2012, 12:03 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Hervey Bay
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A "leaked" document claims that from June 1st every person witnessed to be passing wind will be slapped with a "carbon tax" impost from between $9.50 and $26.75 per emission. Obviously those trumpeting the most severe blasts will attract the upper level of the tax.
Dairy farmers have reported that upon hearing this, cows are threatening to withhold their gasses, but the Government has pre-empted this by introducing a "withholding tax". Does this mean that the countryside with be littered with the carcases of explode cows? |
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12-05-2012, 12:04 AM
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Awesome
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In my own little world..Everyone here knows me :)
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Had a bit too much to drink tonight have we??
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12-05-2012, 12:18 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: On The Footplate.
Posts: 5,086
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For christs sake, don't give the government any stupid ideas...they come up with enough on their own...
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12-05-2012, 12:21 PM
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I'm old and I fell
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: North Ringwood, Melbourne
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Sounds like you had an interesting night on the pipe. Gave me a chuckle though.
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