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Old 10-10-2005, 09:44 AM   #1
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Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps,
were Greg Murphy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a
young blonde Swiss girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi
has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: That Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark,
but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Kiwi thinks: That Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel so I can
smack that Kiwi again.

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Old 10-10-2005, 09:50 AM   #2
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haha... very appropriate good one
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Old 10-10-2005, 09:57 AM   #3
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Hehe, oldie but a goodie.
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Old 10-10-2005, 10:06 AM   #4
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Heh, got a smile to my face.
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Old 10-10-2005, 10:50 AM   #5
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ANOTHER GREG MURPHY JOKE

Greg Murphy gets up in the morning, he looks in the mirror and says, "gee I'm looking good today. I feel great too". He sees his wife and she says "Gee you're looking great today Greg." Murphy says "Gee thanks, I feel great too". She then adds, "You don't smell too good though" Murphy says "Really? That's odd" and continues his day.

He turns up at Bathurst and sees Marcos Ambrose who says to Murph, "Gee, you're looking great today Murph". Murph says "Thanks Marcos, I feel great too". Ambrose adds, "you don't smell too good though." Murph asks "Really, why's that?"
Marcos says: "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A C**T!"
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Old 10-10-2005, 10:54 AM   #6
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Q: What do you do if you are locked in a cage with a lion, a tiger and Greg Murphy and you have a gun with only two bullets?
A: Shoot Greg Murphy (TWICE)
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Old 10-10-2005, 11:12 AM   #7
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hahahaha good stuff. Love the last one
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Old 10-10-2005, 12:34 PM   #8
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whats greg murphy and mike tyson got in common ,

they both get punched around the ring ........
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I love how you one eyed fools bag Murph......

So here is my Question..

How many Times has Ambrose won Bathurst....
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Old 10-10-2005, 12:51 PM   #10
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I love how you one eyed fools bag Murph......

So here is my Question..

How many Times has Ambrose won Bathurst....
Don't you know? It's the same number of times Murph has won the Championship.
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Old 10-10-2005, 12:51 PM   #11
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Ok so we are the fools........and you are a Holden supporter on a Ford Forums...........hmmmmm.
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Old 10-10-2005, 12:55 PM   #12
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Ok so we are the fools........and you are a Holden supporter on a Ford Forums...........hmmmmm.
Just reading what the other side are doing. (or should that be Complaining) about.
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Old 10-10-2005, 01:38 PM   #13
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why dont you just focus on the fact that he's a holden driving assmuncher, and leave the 'kiwi bashing' out of it?

or is it too hard to come up with something original?
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Old 10-10-2005, 02:43 PM   #14
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I cant see what all the fuss is about, I would think by now the blue oval would be used to losing @ Bathurst.
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Old 10-10-2005, 03:09 PM   #15
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I cant see what all the fuss is about, I would think by now the blue oval would be used to losing @ Bathurst.
Not wrong there! Still gives us the shytes but ;)
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Made these up today and posted them in the pits. Might as well here too seeing as this is a joke thread about Murphy. Notice my terrible skills in MS Paint.



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Old 10-10-2005, 03:32 PM   #17
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Just reading what the other side are doing. (or should that be Complaining) about.
Check out the grammar skills in that second sentence. Great Job VYSS. Enjoy the murph thread(s).

EDIT: I mucked around for a bit on the net n found this pic. Could NOT go past it so i "Murphed" it.


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Old 10-10-2005, 05:50 PM   #18
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I cant see what all the fuss is about, I would think by now the blue oval would be used to losing @ Bathurst.
Just like Holden is getting used to loosing championships. How many is it now, 25 to 14?
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Check out the grammar skills in that second sentence. Great Job VYSS. Enjoy the murph thread(s).

EDIT: I mucked around for a bit on the net n found this pic. Could NOT go past it so i "Murphed" it.

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I love how you one eyed fools bag Murph......

So here is my Question..

How many Times has Ambrose won Bathurst....
None , and hes only been in supercars fro 3 years ! The reason he didnt win yesterday is because he was taken out by a dichead!

you and I "KNOW" Ambrose was on the way to beating the shyte out of everyone , but lets try knobbel him with a bullshyte rule ! But even once wasnt enough to do it lets do it again !

Lowndes was also on his way to floogin your shyteboxes too, but rergretably he made a mistake and paid for it !
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/thats gold alright!
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Whoever gets the luckiest on the day wins.
Just like at the Casino, when red comes up 7 times in a row, means its ever coming closer to the black (blue. haha) next time. It will even out.
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I'm getting really sick of the kiwi bashing on this forum. Seriously.
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Old 11-10-2005, 06:29 AM   #24
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their venting anger at murph mike, not you guys at all ,


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I'm getting really sick of the kiwi bashing on this forum. Seriously.
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their venting anger at murph mike, not you guys at all ,


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