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Old 16-09-2007, 11:47 PM   #1
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A Mate showed me this site tonight, I've read it about four times and still laughing as hard as I was the first time I read it.

You'll probably need to know a little about Pink Floyd/David Gilmour/Roger Waters to get most of it - but I'm sure there's people who will get a laugh on here.

Sorry if its been posted before, like I said I was only shown it tonight though.

http://www.ingsoc.com/waters/humour/rwdiary.html

Couple of my favourite bits:

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Letter from mum - Uncle Bob was killed by a bus yesterday. I feel a large scale concept album about the perils of public transport in a monopolistic state coming on.
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Drove by Daves house at 3.00 in the morning playing the Final Cut really loud - Dave came out and threw a guitar at me. Said it was the best thing he'd done with a guitar since The Wall.
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Old 17-09-2007, 12:07 AM   #2
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Haha that was good, a lot of it might be lost on people who don't know a hell of a lot about Pink Floyd and friends tho.
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Old 17-09-2007, 12:29 AM   #3
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gotta love that just that he's an amazing talent but wish they as rog and dave would get over it and do the right thing for the floyd fans
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Old 17-09-2007, 01:18 AM   #5
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I couldn't help myself - after about the sixth time reading it I've gone and started playing The Final Cut.
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Meeting with the guys at Sony. Apparently they are objecting to my new 3 CD concept album roughly entitled "Record companies screw the life out of creative geniuses worse than Maggie Thatcher did to the miners". Philistines
As a floyd fan i can say the final cut did suck ***. Old Roger lot of built up rage there. Hilarious yep and

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For a moment there I thought I read the title as "The Secret Diaries of Roger Cordia"
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For a moment there I thought I read the title as "The Secret Diaries of Roger Cordia"
HAHAHAHAHA - your mission, should you choose to accept, is to now create that site to amuse us
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