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28-02-2006, 09:23 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen
to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys: ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool," says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers: TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. > With a sigh and ! a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men: ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc." |
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28-02-2006, 09:25 PM
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"Saddam your sooo emo"-JH
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Cairns, Qld.
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bwahahahaha very funny
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28-02-2006, 09:26 PM
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haha....
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28-02-2006, 09:28 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: North Brisbane
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 very good  :
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28-02-2006, 09:29 PM
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Location: Victoria
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Very funny indeed :Reverend:
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28-02-2006, 09:33 PM
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BASS ON BOARD!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Tweed Heads NSW
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I thought the married men get 1 from the dispenser in the servo toilets once a year?
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28-02-2006, 09:37 PM
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formerly AU_bullet
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: templestowe, Melbourne
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lol yer such a classic joke goota love em'.......................
a young boy goes up to his mothe a says....."mum wats an orgasm?" the mother replys....."i dont no go ask your father" |
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28-02-2006, 09:39 PM
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i like to be stroked
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i had the snip, the condoms went out of date b4 i used them
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28-02-2006, 09:41 PM
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Location: SYDNEY
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poor old married men . no point spending extra for flavoured one either . muahahaha.
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28-02-2006, 09:41 PM
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oh, that is really great!
some people have great minds! |
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28-02-2006, 09:42 PM
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AU bullet.. that is very funny too! hahahah
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28-02-2006, 11:55 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Condom joke
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