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Old 09-03-2010, 11:51 AM   #1
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Default Florida woman crashes car while shaving privates
O-kaaayy...

http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-fr...-1225838500308

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Old 09-03-2010, 12:09 PM   #2
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA that made my day
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Old 09-03-2010, 12:13 PM   #3
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The high paced life we live in now! No time to shave at home.
She should have went with the wax instead.

Unreal! What was she thinking?

When the booty calls ......... : : :hihi:
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Old 09-03-2010, 12:20 PM   #4
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LOL, that's fantastic! Strangest part for me... she was in the car with her ex-husband going to visit her boyfriend and getting "ready for the visit" in the car...???? :
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Old 09-03-2010, 12:30 PM   #5
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: Oh to be a truck driver pulling up along side her

Seriously though... why is it that so many women use the driver's seat as a bathroom? In morning peak hour so many women are driving along with the mirror facing them doing their make up and hair.
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Old 09-03-2010, 01:12 PM   #6
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Oouh. That could have been the first self inflicted female circumcision in the western world for years.
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Old 09-03-2010, 01:28 PM   #7
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Old 09-03-2010, 01:40 PM   #8
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There was once a time when every young man in this country was familiar with firearms and many owned them privately along with a stock of ammo and some bush gear.

Now the best we can hope for is to unfriend them on facebook then SMS their commanders with !!!1!!!!!!11!1!! and then finally plank a tank.......
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Old 09-03-2010, 02:21 PM   #9
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Seriously though... why is it that so many women use the driver's seat as a bathroom? In morning peak hour so many women are driving along with the mirror facing them doing their make up and hair.

I'm releasing a 12V hair straightener later this year. Reckon I'm going to make millions. :
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Old 09-03-2010, 02:38 PM   #10
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LOL, that's fantastic! Strangest part for me... she was in the car with her ex-husband going to visit her boyfriend and getting "ready for the visit" in the car...???? :
Yep, you have to wonder how the boyfriend is taking all this..... : : :
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Old 09-03-2010, 02:41 PM   #11
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Old 09-03-2010, 03:01 PM   #12
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Please ladies, pull to the side of the road before you brush your hair, apply lipstick or shave your vagina.
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Old 09-03-2010, 03:30 PM   #13
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Worst accident involving a Brazilian since Ayrton Senna...
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how could you work that in to the what about me AAMI ad?, thats jsut wrong on so many levels

A/ handing the wheel to the passanger / ex husband who is in the car whilt heading to the boy freinds

B/ conducting muff maintainace whilst driving

C/ driving whilst suspended

I tells ya this one is a catch
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Old 09-03-2010, 04:15 PM   #17
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That's beyond hilarious...!
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Old 09-03-2010, 04:37 PM   #18
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MyFox National reported today Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, crashed into another vehicle on Cudjoe Key after giving her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts.
Am I the only one that actually read the article? Doesn't seem to make sense?

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* Man crashes car into back of truck
* Pair switch seats; police not fooled
Doesn't seem that funny to me any more.
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once upon a time you would have said it could only happen in the US, but we have our share of lunatics : .
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Am I the only one that actually read the article? Doesn't seem to make sense?



Doesn't seem that funny to me any more.
I'm guessing that ex husband is steering the car from the passenger side while ex-wife (sitting in driver's seat) does "a latin number zero", car crashes, they drive on, swap seats so it looks like ex-husband was in drivers seat except airbag burns give the game away as only passenger side a/b deployed....common fella's ...can't wait for more funny one liners...
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Darwin's law in action.....

It failed this time, but next time ?
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It failed this time, but next time ?
Same should be said for hubby. Why the heck wasn't he driving to begin with? Enjoying the view a little too much methinks ;)
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I'm guessing that ex husband is steering the car from the passenger side while ex-wife (sitting in driver's seat) does "a latin number zero", car crashes, they drive on, swap seats so it looks like ex-husband was in drivers seat except airbag burns give the game away as only passenger side a/b deployed....common fella's ...can't wait for more funny one liners...
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He was too busy to take the wheel as he was rolling a smoke with the drum that was once poking out the side.
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Did anyone read about that chap late last week who had a serious accident? Smashed into a power pole, brought down wires etc. Gets out of car, calls home to tell of accident, then decides to take a leak while waiting and 'makes contact' with the live fallen power lines.

They found him dead... with burns around his old fella!
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apparently they were traveling at Mach 3 when the crash occurred
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apparently they were traveling at Mach 3 when the crash occurred
very well done :

Oh... and this is the article I was referring to above:

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MONTESANO, Wash. - Authorities believe a Washington man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a car crash.

Grays Harbor County sheriff's Deputy Dave Pimentel said Monday 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday and called a relative to pull his car from a ditch.

However, family members found Messenger electrocuted when they arrived.

Pimentel says Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn't see the live wire. The urine stream likely served as a conductor, allowing the electricity to reach his body.

Pimentel says there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity traveled through Messenger's body.
http://www.startribune.com/nation/85...Unciaec8O7EyUr
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apparently they were traveling at Mach 3 when the crash occurred
Judging by the 3 bladed nick out of her labia majora, I'd say you're correct :
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