Dear Mr. Barina Driver

Swaytan · 01-07-2006, 01:23 PM

Dear Mr. Barina Driver,

When you pulled up next to me at the red light, with Linkin Park blaring through your s*@t system, I bet you didn't have any clue that my Fez had a full Fusion system in it. And when I pumped "Cannibal Corpse - Devoured by Vermin" at full volume, nobody in the vicinity could even hear your system under mine.

I also wasn't suprised when you stalled your Daewoo built piece of crap when the light went green.

And when you finally caught up to me at the next red light, just because you have an Autobot sticker on your bonnet doesn't mean you know how to drive. So after I hit 60 when the light turned green, I looked into my rearview mirror to find you at least 30 meters behind me.

You & your little Barina suck...

simonr · 01-07-2006, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Swaytan

Dear Mr. Barina Driver,

.........

You & your little Barina suck...

LOL

fiestas = Barina Munchers

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Danny · 01-07-2006, 04:01 PM

LOL

Sway, I find it hard to beleive your Fiesta goes anywhere with all that Audio Stuff to weigh it down!!

Sonia · 01-07-2006, 04:16 PM

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KILL THE HOLDEN KALOS!

Ives · 01-07-2006, 05:08 PM

Anyone video-taped it?

nnng_oozie · 01-07-2006, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny

LOL
Sway, I find it hard to beleive your Fiesta goes anywhere with all that Audio Stuff to weigh it down!!

i know eh? personally i think big sound systems are gay. However, good work sway. Barina's are totally inferior to a fez.

Swaytan · 01-07-2006, 06:21 PM

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i know eh? personally i think big sound systems are gay. However, good work sway. Barina's are totally inferior to a fez.

Big Soundsystems = phalic to a certain degree. But as a muso a standard sound system just won't do. Clarity of sound was my goal, and this has been acheived, will be increased when I get an aftermarket H/U.

But hey, it's nice to blow a holden away from time to time...

Ives · 01-07-2006, 06:24 PM

Speaking about barinas, I was driving along harbour bridge this afternoon going on speed limit. This dude on his barina (the model before the Kalos) started to tailgate me. He changed lane and I was pretty sure he floored the accelerator since the ecotec was whining... begging him to stop. When he's right beside me... I just gave him around 3500rpm and left him about 1 car behind. :hihi: I made my point and went back driving at the speed limit.

EDIT:- oh and... I drive an auto.

EFDream · 01-07-2006, 06:24 PM

well guess thats one way to get it our of your system....lol

Swaytan · 01-07-2006, 06:33 PM

I remember seeing an SLR 5000 going against a Ducati 999 (my fav bike).

When the light went green they were neck & neck for the first 5 seconds until the Ducati punched it. Goodbye SLR 5000...

Gammaboy · 01-07-2006, 06:34 PM

Does your mum think you're cool?
I wouldn't be able to control the laughter if I saw a fez with Cannibal Corpse cranked up...

Swaytan · 01-07-2006, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Gammaboy

Does your mum think you're cool?
I wouldn't be able to control the laughter if I saw a fez with Cannibal Corpse cranked up...

I don't care who thinks I'm cool, do you?

EFDream · 01-07-2006, 06:38 PM

popcorn anyone?

Swaytan · 01-07-2006, 06:39 PM

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popcorn anyone?

Love some!

MISTA FIESTA · 01-07-2006, 06:39 PM

Its not about the Balls you got its how you use it. If i saw a guy playing Cannibal Corpse (I assume this is death metal) i woulnt care about the music, just that he is driving a fez (what a sick C**T). Id love popcorn

Teki04 · 01-07-2006, 06:40 PM

Hahaha - you wouldn't want to know what is playing in my old Fez, or better yet; what is stuck on the rear windscreen!

Gammaboy · 01-07-2006, 06:40 PM

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I don't care who thinks I'm cool

Clearly not

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do you?

My concept of cool does not involve death metal blaring from the oversized speakers of a girls car. It involves a sound like the world ending when you stand on the accelerator (as opposed to just waiting for the world to end when you do the same).

Do you often get asked if its your g/fs car?

MISTA FIESTA · 01-07-2006, 06:42 PM

DING DING Round One

dansedgli · 01-07-2006, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Swaytan

I remember seeing an SLR 5000 going against a Ducati 999 (my fav bike).

When the light went green they were neck & neck for the first 5 seconds until the Ducati punched it. Goodbye SLR 5000...

Gee funny that.

Swaytan · 01-07-2006, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MISTA FIESTA

Its not about the Balls you got its how you use it. If i saw a guy playing Cannibal Corpse (I assume this is death metal) i woulnt care abotu the music, just that he is driving a fez (what a sick C**T)

Cannibal Corpse = American death metal band that has been banned from Australia since 1990.

EFDream · 01-07-2006, 06:44 PM

popcorn offer's still there........

MISTA FIESTA · 01-07-2006, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Swaytan

Cannibal Corpse = American death metal band that has been banned from Australia since 1990.

Awesome. How is it a girls car??? Just becuase it aint a 6 or 8 doesnt mean it shouldnt be appreciated

Gammaboy · 01-07-2006, 06:47 PM

Perhaps I should have phrased my comment as "Metro sexual's car" instead of "Girls car"

Swaytan · 01-07-2006, 06:48 PM

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Clearly not

Obviously not

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My concept of cool does not involve death metal blaring from the oversized speakers of a girls car.

When again did I say it was cool?

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It involves a sound like the world ending when you stand on the accelerator (as opposed to just waiting for the world to end when you do the same).

That's awesome for you dude, but I have no interest in spending half my wage on petrol. V8 cars, as much as I love them, are going to be extinct from this country in the next 10-20 years.

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Do you often get asked if its your g/fs car?

No. But I often get asked by groupies if they can blow me.

Gammaboy · 01-07-2006, 06:50 PM

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No. But I often get asked by groupies if they can blow me.

I spose this happens alot on Oxford street?

Teki04 · 01-07-2006, 06:50 PM

Hehe - Coming from a 2.0L though.... I love it when people as yourself (Gammaboy) think I drive a chicks car, only to see me take off and leave then behind, like the VY Auto SS with mods the other day. Got me only in 3rd gear! Haha, shock on his face.

But hey... I think your taking it too far Gammaboy? I do believe we were insulting the Barina. I'm sure the Fez would have you worried through tight corners....

Someone LOCK the thread - first you insult Fiesta owners... to calling them Gay? If you have nothing interesting to say, please don't. We have enough post whoring as it is.

Swaytan · 01-07-2006, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Gammaboy

I spose this happens alot on Oxford street?

Nope, around your mums house though...

EFDream · 01-07-2006, 06:53 PM

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Hehe - Coming from a 2.0L though.... I love it when people as yourself (Gammaboy) think I drive a chicks car, only to see me take off and leave then behind, like the VY Auto SS with mods the other day. Got me only in 3rd gear! Haha, shock on his face.

But hey... I think your taking it too far Gammaboy? I do believe we were insulting the Barina. I'm sure the Fez would have you worried through tight corners....

Someone LOCK the thread - first we insult Fiesta owners... to calling them Gay? If you have nothing interesting to say, please don't. We have enought post whoring as it is.

Well said....

MISTA FIESTA · 01-07-2006, 06:53 PM

I sense a thread lock Nooooooooooo. LOL teki beat me to it

Gammaboy · 01-07-2006, 06:55 PM

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Nope, around your mums house though...

Oh, such cutting wit and originality.
I'm mortaly wounded.