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28-06-2007, 05:41 PM
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Bear with a sore head
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide
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Nick the Dragon Slayer
Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick, the Dragon Slayer, was obsessed with the Queen's breasts, but knew that the penalty for ever acting on his desire would be death. One day, Nick revealed his secret desire to Horatio, who was the King's chief Physician. Horatio, the Physician, said that he could arrange for Nick, the Dragon Slayer, to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins. Without pause, Nick, the Dragon Slayer, readily agreed to the terms. The next day, Horatio, the Physician, made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned To the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio, the Physician, informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick, the Dragon Slayer, would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick, the Dragon Slayer. Horatio, the Physician, then slipped Nick, the Dragon Slayer, the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth For the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick, the Dragon Slayer, left not only satisfied, but touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick, the Dragon Slayer, found Horatio, the Physician, demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick, the Dragon Slayer realized that Horatio, the Physician, could never report this matter to the King, and so with a laugh, he told Horatio to take a hike. The next day, Horatio, the Physician, slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick, the Dragon Slayer. The moral of the story - Pay your bills |
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28-06-2007, 05:51 PM
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Rockin '67
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Adelaide
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hahaha gold
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28-06-2007, 05:51 PM
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very good
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28-06-2007, 06:30 PM
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eskyman
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: adelaide
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hahaha
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28-06-2007, 07:16 PM
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What's green is gold
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Shepparton
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bwahahaha!
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28-06-2007, 07:22 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jul 2006
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That is most interesting...
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28-06-2007, 11:00 PM
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i'm baaaack....
Join Date: Feb 2006
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LOL
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28-06-2007, 11:20 PM
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Can't go around corners
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Radelaide
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hahahaha! absolute classic! gotta show this to some people
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29-06-2007, 09:30 AM
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Captain Malcolm Reynolds
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Adelaide
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Too good.
Gonna post that on a couple of other forums now 
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29-06-2007, 10:44 AM
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E-series mutantette
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Murray Bridge, SA
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LMAO that is gold!!!
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