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12-06-2005, 02:01 AM
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Awake after dark
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: South Morang, VIC
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Here's a true story:
Once upon a time... A long time ago, I was on a holiday with the wife and kid and pet dog. We were driving in far north western Australia and we see a hitch hiker out in the middle of nowhere walking along carrying a big bag. Anyway its several hundred kays to the nearest town so we pull over and he hops in the back seat with the bag firmly in his hands. I tried making small talk but he was a bit on edge and I got nowhere. After a while I asked him what was in the bag that was so important to him. He said "none of your f-ing business!" Fair enough I left him to it and kept driving. An hour further down the road the wife was getting a bit anxious so I asked him again. He replied, "none of your f-ing business!!" I decided to leave him be but another half hour down the road I noticed the youngster was also getting anxious and the dog was freaking out. So I pulled over and asked him again what was in the bag. I said "mate my wife, kid and dog are stressing over this and I'm a bit edgy myself, what's in the friggin bag?" He replied, "I've told you once, I've told you twice and I'm telling you for the last time. None of your f-ing business!!!" The wife gave me a dirty look so I said "thats it, tell me whats in the f-ing bag or get out of the car." He starts yelling and carrying on about how it's none of my f-ing business and in the melee that ensued he got out of the car so I sped off before his feet touched the ground. A few hours later, feeling relieved that we got rid of the psycho, we pull into the next town and as the wife and baby are taking a wiss I look over into the back seat and there before my eyes is that bag! So I grabbed it, opened it up and took a look inside...
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12-06-2005, 02:56 AM
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Get in the ring!!!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mornington Peninsula
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and...
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12-06-2005, 03:48 AM
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Social Disaster
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Brisbane Southside
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Was it a big ol' bag of ganja?
 :or a body?  :
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12-06-2005, 03:59 AM
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B-Series Powered!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Northern Suburbs - Melbourne
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Im curious too.. what was in it?
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12-06-2005, 06:19 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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Mind your Effing Business!
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12-06-2005, 12:36 PM
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No longer driving a Ford.
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Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Hahahaha.
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12-06-2005, 12:47 PM
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335 kw of goodness
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Location: south of Newcastle
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I think we now know who the real psycho is.......
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12-06-2005, 12:53 PM
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No longer driving a Ford.
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Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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BTW, that was the last time I hitchhiked and allowed anybody else the chance to tell the story about my big bag afterwards... Ooops, I've already said too much.
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12-06-2005, 04:07 PM
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i like to be stroked
Join Date: Dec 2004
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i would have paid him to shoot u just so i dont spend all night wondering whats in the bag. LOL
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12-06-2005, 04:31 PM
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blue mist
Join Date: Apr 2005
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*lmfao*
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12-06-2005, 05:47 PM
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Beware of mood swings!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Western 'burbs, put your bullet proof vests on!
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LOL!
Well there goes 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back. :P
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12-06-2005, 06:05 PM
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It is hard...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wellington, NZ
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So if it wasn't your business, was it his 'business'?
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