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Old 25-03-2007, 11:04 AM   #1
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Wink How You Know It's Going To Be A Cold Winter...

It was April and the Aboriginals in a remote part of Queensland (Doomadgee) asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never been taught the old secrets.

When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the tribe should collect firewood to be prepared.

But being a practical leader, after several days he had an idea.

He walked out to the telephone booth on the highway, called the Bureau of Meteorology and asked, "Is the coming winter in this area going to be cold?"

The meteorologist responded, "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold."

So the elder went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.

A week later he called the Bureau of Meteorology again.

"Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

The meteorologist again replied, "Yes, it's going to be a very cold winter."

The elder again went back to his community and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later the elder called the Bureau again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" he asked.

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the elder asked.

The weatherman replied, "There are reports that the Aboriginals in Doomadgee are collecting firewood like crazy, and that's always a sure sign."

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Old 25-03-2007, 11:10 AM   #2
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LOL... good one
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Old 25-03-2007, 11:24 AM   #3
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lol!!
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Old 25-03-2007, 11:37 AM   #4
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Old 25-03-2007, 11:44 AM   #5
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Thats a rewrite of the American version that uses "Native Americans" instead of Aussie Aboriginals. Is a good joke though.
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Old 25-03-2007, 12:33 PM   #6
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Doomadgee is in the tropics...

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Old 25-03-2007, 02:15 PM   #7
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Doomadgee is in the tropics...

Poor effort
That's kinda the point.... if they're getting ready for cold in the tropics... you're in for it big time.
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Old 25-03-2007, 02:32 PM   #8
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i hope it is a bit colder this winter - damn aussie summer this year nearly killed me...lol
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Old 25-03-2007, 02:46 PM   #9
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I haven't felt cold during winter for ages.
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Old 25-03-2007, 04:15 PM   #10
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I work in a cold room. Every day is winter.
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Old 25-03-2007, 05:04 PM   #11
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hope its not that cold :(
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Old 25-03-2007, 06:20 PM   #12
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hahahha i like that one good stuff!
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Old 25-03-2007, 06:30 PM   #13
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I'm sure there's a site somewhere for this sort of thing.
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