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Old 31-08-2006, 02:20 PM   #1
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Alanis Morissette Motorcycle Breaks Down
Rocker Alanis Morissette was touring Malibu on her Triumph motorcycle when it broke down on the Pacific Coast Highway just outside Malibu. Alanis called for help with her cell phone. But, she had to wait a good 30 to 40 minutes by the side of the rode before helped arrived. When the motorcycle repair trailer came it had a second Triumph motorcycle on it. The serviceman swapt the new cycle for Alanis’ broken motorcycle so that she could continue her tour of Malibu.
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Old 31-08-2006, 02:21 PM   #2
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Yeah wouldn't happen to me, because i would insist on a Firebird
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Old 31-08-2006, 06:39 PM   #3
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it wouldnt happen to me cos i would keep it full of fuel........
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Old 31-08-2006, 09:05 PM   #4
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it wouldnt happen to me because i'd be driving.
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Old 31-08-2006, 09:47 PM   #5
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It's like raiiiiiiiaiiiiiin
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Old 01-09-2006, 02:43 PM   #6
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What a dorky helmet....

Typical english machinery though, she should have expected it.
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Old 01-09-2006, 02:47 PM   #7
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Alanis Morissette Motorcycle Breaks Down
Rocker Alanis Morissette was touring Malibu on her Triumph motorcycle when it broke down on the Pacific Coast Highway just outside Malibu. Alanis called for help with her cell phone. But, she had to wait a good 30 to 40 minutes by the side of the rode before helped arrived. When the motorcycle repair trailer came it had a second Triumph motorcycle on it. The serviceman swapt the new cycle for Alanis’ broken motorcycle so that she could continue her tour of Malibu.
For the full story and pics, go to :

http://buzzfoto.com/?p=80
She "aughta aughta aughta know......." not to buy a Triumph ?! :voldar02:
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Old 01-09-2006, 02:48 PM   #8
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How ironic...
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Old 01-09-2006, 02:59 PM   #9
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What a jagged little pill to swollow.. waiting 40 whole minutes too.
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Old 01-09-2006, 06:45 PM   #10
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Old 01-09-2006, 11:08 PM   #11
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i'd like racv to replace my xy if i break down! wishful thinking.
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Old 02-09-2006, 12:40 AM   #12
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lol lovin all the song quotes
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Old 02-09-2006, 02:27 AM   #13
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yeah... I WAS HOPING she'd go HEAD OVER FEET on the bike, i mean, you could be FORGIVEN to have made up EXCUSES for not stopping to help, I for one would have just put my HAND IN MY POCKET being a SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER, especially when she looks SO UNSE-XY.
but to think THAT I WOULD BE GOOD at THAT PARTICULAR TIME is hard to tell sitting here on THE COUCH.
hey, i'm a SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER, and THESE ARE THE THOUGHTS of an UNINVITED person feeling SORRY TO MYSELF, and perhaps these thoughts of SO-CALLED CHAOS are the reasons i am UNINVITED to ride behind a PERFECT little pair of ........s

what the hell am i on about??????
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