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16-10-2006, 11:22 PM
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Holdens Fall Apart!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Perth W.A
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Hey guys post up. This should be funny
I had a few good ones only one i can remember was. A mate was getting darts off the dart board and i thought i was that good i could miss him and get the dart board. Well it went right in the back of his head.
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16-10-2006, 11:38 PM
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Purveyor of filth
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 2,958
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One of my repeat offences is I have a habit of trying to switch off lights in my house that aren't actually turned on. Now thats stupid!
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16-10-2006, 11:46 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 378
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I know that I have a few but can't remember any now. |
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17-10-2006, 12:15 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 536
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My mate had tape which you use to block off areas. It was something his dad handed to us, as there was not much left. So we went to our mates house and taped off his driveway. We new he was out, but we didn't know he was drinking. So this just made the situation better.
His mates parents dropped him off, and while they turned into the driveway to do a u-turn lighting it up. We thought that it was the end of the prank, and he would see the tape. My mate walked straight into, and fell flat on his ***. My mate and I who planted the tape there were sitting in the car, up the street, watching this happen. I haven't laughed so much in ages  I think another stupid night may be coming up soon. |
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17-10-2006, 01:41 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Perth
Posts: 1,557
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Bought Telstra Shares??!!
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17-10-2006, 01:50 AM
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Central to all beach's
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Alice Springs
Posts: 1,653
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I voted liberal once..... But thats OK they lost anyway....
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Real Aussie muscle cars have a clutch!! http://www.roadsense.com.au/about.html |
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17-10-2006, 02:00 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 549
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I locked my keys for our vehicle inside it when working in baghdad last year. Luckly we were in a safe area.
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17-10-2006, 02:20 AM
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Smash the Boost
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 2,692
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1.tried to change a bulb in a nightlight with power still on. I copped 240 volts right across the thumb.
2.drank VB 3.lived in sydney hahaha
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17-10-2006, 02:22 AM
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Central to all beach's
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Alice Springs
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Real Aussie muscle cars have a clutch!! http://www.roadsense.com.au/about.html |
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17-10-2006, 07:29 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 2,516
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Rode a motorbike in only a t-shirt, shorts and thongs and had a crash which should have broken my neck and left me in a wheel chair. How I came out of that relatively unscathed I honestly do not know. I am forever thankful to my maker for saving me.
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17-10-2006, 07:36 AM
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GRRRR.....
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 1,158
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Thought it was a good idea to jump out of a 3rd story window, problem was I was only 18 months old at the time. (yes I know, it explains a lot...)
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17-10-2006, 07:57 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: North Brisbane
Posts: 8,529
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I know, doesn't sound to bad.. BUT all this happened at a Car Show (my car was in the club display) :
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17-10-2006, 08:24 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Kirrawee NSW
Posts: 826
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Changed the oil in my car and refilled the engine before putting the sump plug back in
:Drilling a hole in the battery bracket in my racecar and being too lazy to remove battery first, Yep, drilled a hole straight through a $350 battery 
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17-10-2006, 08:48 AM
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Falcon Addict
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Searching for ANOTHER Ice Pack....
Posts: 394
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Ditto... Did it twice !!! : : : : : Slow learner.  : :
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17-10-2006, 10:09 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 1,198
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Married my first wife!
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17-10-2006, 10:09 AM
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Bundy on
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Townsville
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Sat under a tree and shot a bottle of tequila in half an hour.
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17-10-2006, 10:33 AM
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dazed&confused
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: in the shed of invention
Posts: 902
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so your buying more in T3?  :
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17-10-2006, 10:39 AM
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Only a matter of time.
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 1,127
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Dragged the street hoon VN V8 because he was doing miny spool (hate them)sideways up my rear and almost hit me so i pulled away and he pulled up again so i pulled away and he almost hit me. So long story short we went at it for about 50 seconds it wasn't just a straight line drag that never happen it was build speeds loose them build them up. We did a u-turn and he wasn't happy with me i think i hurt his feelings. Now he and his mates feel they need too rev when they pass me and do donuts outside my place. I just ignore them if there there i park too the side of the road and let them go.
When i got in after this drag i kicked myself hard i was very disappointed that i did it it was so stupid and immature of me i haven't and bloody hope i don't do that again it's so stupid. When i go too the shop around the corner guys that are walking too there cars give me a nod and smile? Then i watch them and they get into slightly done up commodores or falcons there friends with this clown who has blown 10 tyres and 2 engines and smashed 3 cars according too his mother. His big bad V8 VN is now a V6:P.
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17-10-2006, 10:48 AM
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Official AFF conservative
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide, SA
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When i was 4 or 5, i cut the power cord to my night lite and jabbed the exposed 240v AC into my finger. Old man was not impressed. I still have wierd skin on that part of my finger. Borrowed money to buy an E-Series. Lol, fool me once... shame on you!
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17-10-2006, 10:50 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide SA
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Stupidest thing I ever did?
Open this thread.
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17-10-2006, 10:54 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: South East Melbourne
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17-10-2006, 11:18 AM
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Force Fed Fords
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Lysterfield
Posts: 1,914
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[QUOTE=schmidty]Bought Telstra Shares??!!
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17-10-2006, 11:21 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: QLD - Townsville
Posts: 1,772
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boiled power steering pump, when showing off. (never go all the way to full lock especially for around half an hour)
i also drank VB...ewww once when i was drunk i walked up a flight of stairs into a house(thought it was mates place) sat down and watched tv, apparently it wasnt his place...i dont remember but i was told that.
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17-10-2006, 11:36 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northside Brisbane
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Used Baygon as a flame thrower in close proximity to dry and dead palm leaves(still attached to tree)
I basically set the whole back yard on fire as it leapt to other dead leaf litter on the ground and still stuck in trees.....a bit scary that one |
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17-10-2006, 11:40 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Newcastle, NSW
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Well I got really hammered, at my year 10 afterparty, 5 years ago and started a fight with a tree stump and was hung over, for 3 days.
I don't mix alcohol, cigarettes and weed now. |
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17-10-2006, 03:26 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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You fought the tree stump for 3 days?
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17-10-2006, 03:52 PM
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Starter Motor
Join Date: Feb 2006
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When i was 2 i put a fork into a power socket, dont remember much else. But the dumbest thing i have ever witnessed was when my older brother got drunk and got his phone wet so when he came home he decided the quickest way to dry it would be in the micro wave, 15 seconds alot of sparks and one screwed phone later he said "maybe 15 seconds was a bit too long" still not knowing the whole concept of a microwave
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17-10-2006, 04:08 PM
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The Vengeful One
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Tazzy
Posts: 12,765
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Almost brought a VN commy!!
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17-10-2006, 04:09 PM
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It's Cat huntin season...
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Wagga Wagga
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Bunger + 1/2 baked bean can of 2 stroke + under Dad's favourite lemon tree = fireball ingulfing the tree.
Looked cool but got my a$$ kicked. There's now a pool where the tree was, so maybe it was a good idea.
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17-10-2006, 05:15 PM
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SSuper SSpy
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: WA
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threw a large can of baked beans into a campfire.....sat there for about 30 odd mins and the thing was the size of a small footy but didnt burst - we had been for a short trip and returned to the campfire thinking it would never blow up and were about to remove it when *BOOM* - a deafening echo and a shower of red hot wood, sparks and baked beans....funny, but not as much at the time when we were camping with not alot of spare clothes
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