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22-04-2007, 02:13 PM | #1 | ||
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Ok, I remember seeing the Cougar poster on the train station wall, and thought to myself... who is this guy anyway??? I was gonna look it up out of curiosity but forgot, until I saw the lines on the end of The_Scotsman's replies.
Is he an American sportsman? an Aussie?? does he actually exist?? My research found this web site: http://humour.bluehaze.com.au/show.php?wk=2007_03_16 Scroll down about 2 pages for some side splitting lines on this Barry Dawson guy lol |
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22-04-2007, 02:19 PM | #2 | ||
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I'm not sure but I'm thinking he's made up. Kinda like "Duff Man"... OH YEAH! lol
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22-04-2007, 02:25 PM | #3 | ||
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Duff man never dies! just the actors who plays him do! OH YEAH!
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22-04-2007, 02:45 PM | #4 | ||
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Hes on cougar bourbon ads or something.
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22-04-2007, 02:49 PM | #5 | ||
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I have Met Barry Dawson.
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22-04-2007, 02:56 PM | #6 | ||
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was this him????
http://www.geos.ed.ac.uk/people/person.html?indv=611 Looks a whole heap younger in the posters but. |
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22-04-2007, 04:02 PM | #7 | ||
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“Oh no, Duff man can’t breath”
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22-04-2007, 05:17 PM | #8 | ||
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rofl.....
www.barrydawson.com.au He's just a charcter for Cougar advertising. also has a MySpace : http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=107270748 The ads are on his website...they are bloody classics!!
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22-04-2007, 06:31 PM | #9 | ||
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Whats the highest score you got on dong the gong?
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22-04-2007, 06:36 PM | #10 | ||
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All those barry dawson lines are ripped of from the chuck norris facts, still like the cougar ads though
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22-04-2007, 07:26 PM | #11 | ||
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What gets longer when pulled,
Fits between your boobs, Inserts neatly in a hole, and Works best when jerked? Barry Dawson: The Cougar When Barry Dawson goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Barry Dawsoned. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barry Dawson. Barry Dawson counted to infinity - twice. Barry Dawson invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. When Barry Dawson does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Barry Dawson hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. Barry Dawson gave Mona Lisa that smile. Barry Dawson can slam a revolving door. Barry Dawson once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Barry Dawson's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Barry Dawson. Barry Dawson can speak Braille. Barry Dawson's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Superman owns a pair of Barry Dawson pyjamas. Barry Dawson owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. Barry Dawson sleeps with a night light. Not because Barry Dawson is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Barry Dawson. Barry Dawson doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body. Once a cobra bit Barry Dawson's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Barry Dawson divides by zero. Barry Dawson is always on top during sex because Barry Dawson never f***s up. When Barry Dawson exercises, the machine gets stronger. Barry Dawson doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." Barry Dawson sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled drinking ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Barry kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Barry Dawson can kill two stones with one bird. Barry Dawson once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil. Barry Dawson once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression "sh**ting bricks" wasn't just a figure of speech. The only time Barry Dawson was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
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22-04-2007, 07:37 PM | #12 | ||
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Haaa ok thanx for clearing that up......
Geeze those ads are bl00dy funny.... Haaa actually those short clips look like some of the "acting" in Boogie Nights : |
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22-04-2007, 09:01 PM | #13 | ||
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Good old chuck norris quotes.
Penicilin cures 95% of all infections. Chuck Norris/Barry Dawson cures 100% of whatever the **** he wants!
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22-04-2007, 09:34 PM | #14 | ||
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He's a wan ker.....Who cares????
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23-04-2007, 06:44 AM | #15 | ||
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He's a fictional character...how can he be a wan ker? :
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23-04-2007, 11:29 AM | #17 | ||
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Barry Dawson once shot down a German plane by pointing his finger at it and shouting "BANG!"
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23-04-2007, 02:59 PM | #18 | ||
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lol how'd you come up with that one?
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23-04-2007, 03:50 PM | #19 | |||
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23-04-2007, 03:56 PM | #20 | ||
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Barry Dawson's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Barry Dawson doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." When Barry Dawson goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Barry Dawsoned. Classics! http://humour.bluehaze.com.au/show.php?wk=2007_03_16
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23-04-2007, 04:03 PM | #21 | |||
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23-04-2007, 06:16 PM | #22 | ||
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Some say he has the art of invisibleness and can pacify animals with the art of mind control. We know him as "The Cougar"
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23-04-2007, 07:14 PM | #23 | ||
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I heard a funny but crude one about chuck norris and actually if you put barry dawsons name in instead it makes more sense...i'll get in trouble if i post it here..but it has something to with whiskey...i'll say no more :P
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25-04-2007, 01:34 AM | #24 | |||
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05-05-2007, 10:26 PM | #25 | ||
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I went to school with Barry Dawson. Seriously, he was into all that martial arts stuff back in high school - no one messed with him.
And he could run ... he really is that fast in real life. And high jump ... no wonder he is on TV now. Even back then he was a lady's man. Everyone wanted to be like Barry. We knew it wouldn't take long for him to be a national hero. |
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05-05-2007, 10:54 PM | #26 | ||
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ummm....right.....
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06-05-2007, 07:58 AM | #27 | ||
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Barry Dawson's a spunk. _2:
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