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Old 02-02-2022, 08:41 PM   #1
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Default Funny Courtroom Eexchanges

Some of you may have seen this before.

Not sure if it's 110% legit but amusing nonetheless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL5fvHkxjqE
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Old 02-02-2022, 08:55 PM   #2
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Some of you may have seen this before.

Not sure if it's 110% legit but amusing nonetheless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL5fvHkxjqE
OMG! That is so funny. Do you rekon it's real?
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Old 02-02-2022, 08:59 PM   #3
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Hi champ.


Not sure
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Old 03-02-2022, 08:25 AM   #4
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I reckon it's true, if it's from the USA especially, although I had an odd experience in court, but with the Magistrate and Court Sergeant/prosecutor during VRO hearing, my neighbour said I kept threatening him?

And yes I did, he threatened to skin my cat alive if it went in his yard front or back!
I knew him as Frank but called him Francine, he had done 15 years hard labour in Fremantle Gaol.
He was younger, fitter and had the use of his limbs, I was very unwell 12 years older and have a claw left hand!

He could of cleaned me up easy, but, he was scared to try, I told the magistrate that he was a gutless ***** and lacked gonads.
And he would stand at the end of my driveway at 1am and call me out, I would go out and he would have 4 men standing behind him, so he has no gonads.

The sergeant was giggling, I added that I don't hit women?...she said what do you mean?.....I said if you don't have gonads then you are a woman!
The sergeant was still giggling, but he VRO'd me so I cross VRO'd him?
That's what you do or the court does not see the other person's criminal history!

After 4 court visits and numerous court orders, I moved, because I lived in a mouldy house, he moved before me for not paying rent!

He spent time in jail for manslaughter of his wife, he had punched and kicked her to death, then set the house on fire, he was a maggot and I wanted him to know that women and cats are a protected species!
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Old 03-02-2022, 11:13 AM   #5
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And he would stand at the end of my driveway at 1am and call me out, I would go out and he would have 4 men standing behind him, so he has no gonads.
Maybe they were Francie's boyfriends. I mean, they were backing him up from behind...
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Old 03-02-2022, 08:09 PM   #6
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Hi Guy's
from 1995- 2002 i was a driver for the Australian Red Cross Blood Service.
At the time our Blood delivery vehicles had lights and siren fitted to them for Emergencies.
One afternoon i was on the way to deliver Blood to a Hospital in Sydney because a lady on the operating table was having a baby and she needed blood.

On my way under siren i went thru a Red Light Camera. The then the RTA wouldn't wave the fine so i took it too court.

The day of the court case magistrate said " what waste of time the RTA should have waved your fine".
I told him "that i have been trying to phone the Legal Department of the RTA but haven't haven't been able to get on to them".

He then said " don't bother it's like hitting your head against a wall trying to contact the RTA".
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