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Old 15-11-2010, 01:38 AM   #1
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Default Balance Sheet Of Life

not sure if this is appropriate but..

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE








Our Birth is our Opening Balance!
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.
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Some very Good and Very bad things ..
The most destructive habit....... ........ ......Worry
The greatest Joy......... ........ ......... ....Giving
The greatest loss........ ........ .Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work....... . ........Helping others
The ugliest personality trait....... ….......Selfishness
The most endangered species..... ....Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource.... ......... ......Our youth

The greatest 'shot in the arm'........ .Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome.... ......... ...Fear
The most effective sleeping pill....... Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease..... . .......Excuses

The most powerful force in life........ ........... Love
The most dangerous act...... ………….A gossip
The world's most incredible computer.... ....The brain
The worst thing to be without..... ......... ..... Hope

The deadliest weapon...... ........ .........The tongue
The two most power-filled words....... .... 'I Can'
The greatest asset....... .......... ......... ...........Faith
The most worthless emotion.... .......... ....Self- pity

The most beautiful attire...... ......... .........SMILE!
The most prized possession.. ....... ….....Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication. ..Prayer
The most contagious spirit..... ......... ......Enthusiasm

Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends; when you stop Believing,
Love ends; when you stop Caring,
And Friendship ends; when you stop Sharing...!!

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Old 15-11-2010, 10:23 AM   #2
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The greatest asset....... .......... ......... ...........Faith
The greatest weakness.
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Old 15-11-2010, 11:43 AM   #3
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The greatest weakness.
Blind faith is a weakness.
Other then that it's a virtue and that is an asset.
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Old 15-11-2010, 11:54 AM   #4
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Faith & hope are our greastest strength & simultaneously our greatest weakness.
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Old 15-11-2010, 11:58 AM   #5
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great.. some imaginary collection agency is probably chasing after me......
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Old 15-11-2010, 12:04 PM   #6
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i'd suggest there are a lot of dissapointed people on this planet.
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Old 15-11-2010, 12:04 PM   #7
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The most dangerous act...... ………….A gossip
Now I would have thought suicide would top that one...
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