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Old 19-08-2006, 09:55 PM   #1
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Be quick, don't miss out!

Had to laugh when i saw it, love the questions being asked too...

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Old 19-08-2006, 10:04 PM   #2
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Wat a smart ****. he's all kind to the lady asking a question though....
Should ov got a big 5" muffler
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Old 19-08-2006, 10:14 PM   #3
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I dont think that number plate is anything special to be honest. I thought it was just a standard one. Anyway... that car looks shockin' and its enough for me to call it ricey. But thats just me.
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Old 19-08-2006, 10:31 PM   #4
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I think it looks a little poo-pooey.

I presonally would prefer to keep my money.
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Old 19-08-2006, 10:41 PM   #5
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But it has a 3,880 litre engine!
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Old 19-08-2006, 11:32 PM   #6
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That add is a ****er. I shouldn't laugh but that first question to seller had me cracking up............ :
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Old 19-08-2006, 11:56 PM   #7
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But it has a 3,880 litre engine!
......and a Buik one at that. Good to see us picking on the other freternity! :thebirds:



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Old 20-08-2006, 12:02 AM   #8
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no thanks LOL gotta love the spoiler
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Old 20-08-2006, 12:04 AM   #9
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have a read of some of the questions that have been asked the first one is a ****er

Q: Has it been kitted out with the downsyndrome package and is the Gaint holden thing on the roof to remind you incase one day you get in and think maby its a nissan? I know how that is, I got to write bananna on my banannas or I confuse them for apples.

A: Hi, thank you, that was deep. glad the car gets noticed...enjoy your bananas.
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Old 20-08-2006, 12:59 AM   #10
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That is one mighty tasteful commodore, i mean the contrasting colours, the cannon, the wheels and the head liner and that wing....wow i think i might go puke.
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Old 20-08-2006, 11:09 AM   #11
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i didnt know you could buy rocketships so cheap these days
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Old 20-08-2006, 11:52 AM   #12
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How embarresing. All that money and no manuel. How very very embarressing. Especially that rear wing. I shake my head in shame, I think The Fast and the Furious has done alot to wreck the motoring world.

Well at least it means alot of cheap tacky cars on resale. Probably cheaper than what the parts are worth, so I guess alot of wrecking is going to happen.
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Old 20-08-2006, 11:53 AM   #13
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if it's a calais why does it have window winders and no climate control ?
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Old 20-08-2006, 12:27 PM   #14
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No climate control is an easy one, the early VN calais didnt come with it standard, that could explain it, window winders, hmm, im thinking a conversion to calais. But my god, that is shocking, i would pay myself out for driving that
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Old 20-08-2006, 12:30 PM   #15
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oh bother.......
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Old 20-08-2006, 12:35 PM   #16
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No climate control is an easy one, the early VN calais didnt come with it standard, that could explain it, window winders, hmm, im thinking a conversion to calais. But my god, that is shocking, i would pay myself out for driving that
i was going to say that but i couldnt have been sure.... i thought it was an inclusion on statesmans and first apeared in the SWB cars on Vp calais.


power windows may have been optional like they were on EB Fairmonts......

too long ago though lol
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Old 20-08-2006, 12:42 PM   #17
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Defently a HSV Mark Skaife Signature downsyndrome package!
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Old 20-08-2006, 12:43 PM   #18
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Gee, you're all a bit harsh. Take the rear wing off, and it's not a bad looking car. Dare I say better than most EAs? Still only worth about $4k though, at most, and would be a good first car for a P plater.

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Old 20-08-2006, 01:36 PM   #19
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no its no good car for any persone dont you know vn vp commodores are poisoned once you own one it cuts your iq in half! think about it.
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Old 20-08-2006, 04:17 PM   #20
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hahahahaha love the questions
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Old 20-08-2006, 04:24 PM   #21
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A V6 2 NV bwahahahahahahaha.
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Old 20-08-2006, 04:39 PM   #22
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AHHHHHHHHHHH
Finally got the number plate, must have dropped my IQ just looking at it, not that I can afford an IQ drop
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Old 20-08-2006, 04:39 PM   #23
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Monster Tachos on stock autos always make me laugh, as do number plates that do NOT suit the car.
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Old 20-08-2006, 05:01 PM   #24
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Dare I say better than most EAs?
And AUs? ;)
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Old 20-08-2006, 05:02 PM   #25
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Would be alright, if it had a V8. Still a VN though.

I think the "Pink Bits" VN, is worse. IMO

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Old 20-08-2006, 05:06 PM   #26
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Funny the only thing that is worth buying in that pile of cr@p is the stereo


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Old 20-08-2006, 05:24 PM   #27
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Why bag this guy out for his choice in paint colour. And whats so bad about the headliner??? I'm sure if that was done on a front page feature car in street machine you wouldn't bag it! But then again, if it was a ford emblem in a ford, you wouldn't bag that either!
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Old 20-08-2006, 06:21 PM   #28
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^^Somehow I doubt that car would sell magazines. If it had a Ford emblem, I'd badge his car and kick him out of the club.
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Old 20-08-2006, 08:02 PM   #29
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Well at least he has an original paint job on his car!
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Old 20-08-2006, 08:02 PM   #30
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no its no good car for any persone dont you know vn vp commodores are poisoned once you own one it cuts your iq in half! think about it.
the irony of that statement is killing me!
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