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Old 31-01-2005, 02:33 PM   #1
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Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't
let her.

As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother
appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball,
but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."

Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"

"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will
turn into a pumpkin."

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes
and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella
shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied.

"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm
was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"

" I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."

The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power!
Tell me his name!"

Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, ..

Peter, Peter, something or other..."

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Old 31-01-2005, 02:47 PM   #2
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Old 31-01-2005, 03:39 PM   #3
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haha, very good
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Old 31-01-2005, 06:26 PM   #4
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Sorry i really don't get that one right now :\ does the name peter have anything to do with it or is that just because its random, if its no.2 i get it, if not i don't :\
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Old 31-01-2005, 06:27 PM   #5
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Old 31-01-2005, 06:34 PM   #6
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Thats funny.
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Old 31-01-2005, 07:05 PM   #7
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Sorry i really don't get that one right now :\ does the name peter have anything to do with it or is that just because its random, if its no.2 i get it, if not i don't :\
havent ya heard the fairytale ryhme or sumthing, peter peter pumpkin eater.....

nice joke, i think i might send it to a few people
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Old 31-01-2005, 07:15 PM   #8
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havent ya heard the fairytale ryhme or sumthing, peter peter pumpkin eater.....

nice joke, i think i might send it to a few people
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yes now i get it and its hilarious, thanks :
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Old 31-01-2005, 07:19 PM   #9
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LOL... just needed a bit of a push in the right direction eh..

Very funny, just what i needed after work.
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Old 31-01-2005, 08:38 PM   #10
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Excellent, decent jokes are few and far between.
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Old 31-01-2005, 09:05 PM   #11
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roflmao! mmmmmm pumpkin panties?????

guess you have to aquire the taste for it huh????? :P
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Old 31-01-2005, 10:22 PM   #12
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That's a good one hahaha
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Old 31-01-2005, 10:53 PM   #13
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What did he do with the seeds lol
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Old 01-02-2005, 01:06 AM   #14
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yes now i get it and its hilarious, thanks :
You had a very sheltered childhood I take it?
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Im not sure what was funnier the joke or FordFan86's reply!!!
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No my child hood was ok, always out in the bush or something like that :P and i have heard of the poem before it just didn't click the first time i read it : :1syellow1
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Old 01-02-2005, 12:00 PM   #17
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