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30-05-2008, 03:30 PM
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Location: Adelaide
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Got sent this link http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/m.../tm.htm#693578
and thought it was too good not to share...  :
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30-05-2008, 03:31 PM
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Location: Sydney
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yeah, thats an old one. done the rounds but none the less hilarious
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30-05-2008, 03:35 PM
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"BMX_datto"
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Castlemaine
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HAHA i read this a while but still very funny. How dumb would you have to be to suck sand straight into your engine thinking its gonna do a port and polish for you????????
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30-05-2008, 03:49 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Cattai, Sydney
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OMG........................................ i.. .... umm.. i cant think of anything to say...
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30-05-2008, 04:01 PM
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a.k.a SPEEEEEDYBA
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Eagle Vale, New South Wales
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yeah i got nothin....i mean, when it comes to cars i'm pretty dumb but WTF!!! what a moron. LMFAO
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30-05-2008, 04:04 PM
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Trev
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Was Perth, now country Vic
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I once worked with a guy who bought a Starion Turbo and filled it with oil because the oil gauge would not go over halfway. Obviously the gauge was pressure and not level.... Anyways eventually the thing spat oil everywhere and burnt out all the electronics with the hot oil etc. Expensive lesson :-)
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30-05-2008, 04:19 PM
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XY Driv3r
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Location: Melbourne
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"Roger Cordia's mate"; is the only explanation you need to know
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30-05-2008, 04:56 PM
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Hear me rumble......
Join Date: Dec 2007
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well i can think of one thing to write BAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH HAHAHA
that is so hilarious i don't think ive ever heard of somebody that dumb. where do people come up with ideas like that :-) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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ef fairmont ghia 6 deceased-ef2 falcon 6 sold-ef fairmont 6 sold-nf2 fairlane 302 sold-zj fairlane 351 sold-vr calais 304 sold-xd fairmont 6 sold-Au1 Fairmont Ghia 302 deceased next in line.........???? |
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30-05-2008, 05:10 PM
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Hear me rumble......
Join Date: Dec 2007
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the thing i am wondering if anyone has actually tried to do it in real life. one my brothers mates put water in his oil and ran it with no water or coolant in the radiator lasted 2 blocks from memory. I only remember this because we has to put the new head on. my brother told him to put more water in because it was leaking fairly bad. we lived 5 blocks away lol all over a split heater hose.
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ef fairmont ghia 6 deceased-ef2 falcon 6 sold-ef fairmont 6 sold-nf2 fairlane 302 sold-zj fairlane 351 sold-vr calais 304 sold-xd fairmont 6 sold-Au1 Fairmont Ghia 302 deceased next in line.........???? |
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30-05-2008, 05:10 PM
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Location: Beaumont Hills
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LMFAO ahh im in tears HAHAHahahahahahaha
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30-05-2008, 05:19 PM
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Location: Mandurah - Perth
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my boss would be angry at me for reading that at work if it wasn't so damn funny
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30-05-2008, 06:21 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Cattai, Sydney
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hope you guys realise its a joke :Pwait.. im reading more. apparently it really did happen, some 15yr old a few years back posted it onto a different site
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30-05-2008, 06:24 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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My little brother thought he would be save money and do his own servicing on a 1982 laser (in 1983). He looked in the manual and saw it needed whatever litres of oil so he bought the correct amount from a servo. He drained the oil and then added the new stuff and then took off on a 300km drive home.
About 10km along the car stank of oil which he thought must have been normal after an oil change. At about 100km the car kept jumping out of 5th so he used 4th and then 3rd. Next day we discover he had drained the gearbox and over filled the sump. Funny they wouldn't fix it under warranty..... |
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30-05-2008, 06:31 PM
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This guy was going to save the environment and make billions
 
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30-05-2008, 06:38 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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PPPPPFFFtttttt LOL LOL i think they made T-shirts of that DEI picture
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30-05-2008, 10:59 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Mostly in my GT
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Go to post 20 !!!!!!bounce bounce bounce!!!!!!!
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30-05-2008, 11:08 PM
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30-05-2008, 11:18 PM
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When he said "my friend tunes Hondas" I knew it was a joke.
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31-05-2008, 02:11 AM
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Idiots do serve a good purpose then. entertainment for ordinary people. Theres also the guy who tried to drain all the oil out his engine by running it. Any others I should be laughing at?
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31-05-2008, 06:41 AM
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