Universal Truths

[XR6Gal]

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
Old women with mobile phones look wrong
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Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

You never ever run out of salt.

Old ladies can eat more than you think.

You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.

You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

Bricks are horrible to carry.

In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

[Hawk]

Love them.

Particularly this one....

Originally Posted by XR6Gal

Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

Reminds me of the story to go with it:

"There was a woman who had 69 boobs. The doctor said she had too, too, too many. So she had to take 51 pills over a period of 8 days. After the 8 days she was Boobless."

(The mathematical calcuation for those interested is 6922251 x 8)

[zetec]

ha ha ha GOLD

[InitialD]

Originally Posted by XR6Gal

People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.

Yes, Yes they do :

[Damo]

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

not even mum.. :

[Venomous]

Originally Posted by XR6Gal

Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

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HAHA ill tell you wats funny though. My phone number starts with 5537 (same area) so one day me and a mate called it lol, some young chick (not young young, like 20ish) answered sounded hot lol. But yea thats my little bit of trivia lol

[Hitman]

I find it remarkable that they are ALL true!

[LUXO_8]

Originally Posted by Hitman

I find it remarkable that they are ALL true!

i know....... scary isnt it!

[dogbreath_48]

You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

havn't had a laugh this good since....well i won't go there.

-Stu