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Old 03-02-2006, 01:42 PM   #1
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Old 03-02-2006, 01:45 PM   #2
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Old, but some of those are classic...

"Mini forum - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)"
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Old 03-02-2006, 01:52 PM   #3
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Old but good.

MX5 forums - - - Some ******** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car (pics)
Hilux forum - - -MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)


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Old 03-02-2006, 01:54 PM   #4
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Where did my thread go?/ My Ex Gf is a ИИИИИ. Feel sorry for me./ How do i get flutter / BOV noise


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Old 03-02-2006, 02:25 PM   #5
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my fav is the e-series - head gasket gone. Should also add BTR blew up, how do i do a T5 conversion?
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Old 03-02-2006, 08:30 PM   #6
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I liked the back to the future one
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Old 03-02-2006, 08:31 PM   #7
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great post! the Fiat forum one is the best. hahahaha
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Old 03-02-2006, 08:47 PM   #8
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Old 03-02-2006, 10:00 PM   #9
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