Taxi driver (joke)

[FRDGAL]

A passenger taps the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Suddenly the driver screams, loses control of the vehicle, nearly hits a bus, mounts the pavement, and stops inches from a shop window. For a second, everything is quiet in the cab, then the driver says, "Don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologises and says he didn't realise that a little tap could scare someone so much.

The driver replies, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver - for the last 25 years I've been driving a hearse."

[XRated]

Teehee! Quirky.

[Shonky]

I think this may be a repost...

Still funny though!

: nice one!

[LUXO_8]

haha, PMSL
thats a great joke

[sfr rob]

Funny that!
i was next to a hearse today at the lights....
& was thinking how funny would it be if the driver hears a tap tap! lol

[Feathers]

Originally Posted by sfr rob

Funny that!
i was next to a hearse today at the lights....
& was thinking how funny would it be if the driver hears a tap tap! lol

Has anyone seen a silent British movie called Mr H is Late?

[Charliewool]

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a
pint of goat's milk.
The older of the two pulls her bag out and starts flipping through
pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now"
"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now, though" mum confides.
"Oh so sad dear," says the other.

"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21."
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly
hair when he was born."
"He's a martyr, too," says mum quietly.

"Oh gracious me," says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18,"
she whispers.

"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically. "I remember when he first
started school."

"He's a martyr, also" says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks
wistfully at the photographs and says................

Wait for it........




"They blow up so fast, nowadays don't they?"

[Velociraptor]

Originally Posted by charliewool

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a
pint of goat's milk.
The older of the two pulls her bag out and starts flipping through
pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now"
"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now, though" mum confides.
"Oh so sad dear," says the other.

"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21."
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly
hair when he was born."
"He's a martyr, too," says mum quietly.

"Oh gracious me," says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18,"
she whispers.

"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically. "I remember when he first
started school."

"He's a martyr, also" says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks
wistfully at the photographs and says................

Wait for it........




"They blow up so fast, nowadays don't they?"

hahahahaha................haaahhaahahahahahahaha.. .............aahahahahaha...................hahaha hahahahah hahahahahaha.oh let me breathe...hahahahahhhahahahh. :the_finge

[LUXO_8]

Originally Posted by Velociraptor

hahahahaha................haaahhaahahahahahahaha.. .............aahahahahaha...................hahaha hahahahah hahahahahaha.oh let me breathe...hahahahahhhahahahh. :the_finge

if you didnt do that as a reply, i would have


bwahahahahahahahaha