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Old 25-10-2005, 02:23 PM   #1
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Talking Tony Cochrane & AVESCO are looking closely @ Melbourne Cup

If Makybe Diva pulls out of the Cup, it may leave Leica Falcon as the favourite.

Tony Cochrane and AVESCO are monitoring this situation closely as they could not stand to have a Falcon as favourite and will be looking @ immediately imposing some sort of penalty to hobble the horse prior to the running of (or maybe even during) the race.

The jockey of Leica Falcon has been warned to make sure that he comes to a complete stop before each corner and not to lead the race by too much prior to coming into the straight. That way Tony C & AVESCO will be guaranteed of a close finish.

To the Trainers of those horses not yet qualified for the Cup, a promise has been made that if they change their horses name to Lova Holden they are guaranteed a start and a free run in the race.

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Old 25-10-2005, 02:25 PM   #2
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bwhahaha..nice one!
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Old 25-10-2005, 02:30 PM   #3
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Hope the jockey wears their balaclava.
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Old 25-10-2005, 03:38 PM   #4
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Apparently Leica Falcon has been warned. If the are hit by Lova Holden, Leica will be disqualified.
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Old 25-10-2005, 05:06 PM   #5
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Apparently its all OK....Leica Falcon is almost guaranteed to break down in the closing stages.......they have the RACV on standby...althought I think the ol .22 tablet will fix it....
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Old 25-10-2005, 05:26 PM   #6
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Apparently its all OK....Leica Falcon is almost guaranteed to break down in the closing stages.......they have the RACV on standby...althought I think the ol .22 tablet will fix it....
Only because a leg will randomly fly off Makybe Perkins and hit Leica Falcon in the face.
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Old 25-10-2005, 05:27 PM   #7
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Apparently its all OK....Leica Falcon is almost guaranteed to break down in the closing stages.......they have the RACV on standby...althought I think the ol .22 tablet will fix it....

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Old 25-10-2005, 05:48 PM   #8
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Hope they don't exceed the Pit Lane Speed Limit (tm)!

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Old 25-10-2005, 06:02 PM   #9
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Heard about this, the interferance by Murphs Tops to Amborisa on the turn for home?
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Old 25-10-2005, 06:38 PM   #10
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Whats the bet if Leica Falcon is leading they will make it do a trot thru the stables before finishing !
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Old 25-10-2005, 07:09 PM   #11
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Hopefully no flying shoes from a holden horse won't go flying into the jockey of Leica Falcon's goggles!
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Old 26-10-2005, 08:10 AM   #12
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Let's hope that Mark Skaiffe is riding Lova Holden cause he will still be in the starting gates when the others are in the home straight!!!
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Old 26-10-2005, 08:14 AM   #13
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Apparently its all OK....Leica Falcon is almost guaranteed to break down in the closing stages.......they have the RACV on standby...althought I think the ol .22 tablet will fix it....
Lets hope that they keep the oil up to Lova Holden otherwise they will be looking for their warranty papers - ohhh that's right, Holden don't warranty the engine any more - must have something to do with my 'employee discount'.
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Old 26-10-2005, 08:20 AM   #14
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Let's hope that Mark Skaiffe is riding Lova Holden cause he will still be in the starting gates when the others are in the home straight!!!
If Lova Holden did win by a nose, would it Skaiffe's nose or the Horse's?
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Old 26-10-2005, 09:39 AM   #15
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Lova holden shoudn't be a threat anyway, rumor has it that she has a crook wheezy heart, prone to using too much feed and her shoes wear unevenly, requiring the rear shoes to be changed twice during the race.
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Old 26-10-2005, 09:51 AM   #16
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If Lova Holden did win by a nose, would it Skaiffe's nose or the Horse's?
Thats easy it will be Skaiffe's nose. He only need to leave the start line buy a few metres & his nose would be over the finish line!
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Whats the bet if Leica Falcon is leading they will make it do a trot thru the stables before finishing !
LMFAO....
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Old 26-10-2005, 12:04 PM   #18
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Well at least we know that Ambrose wont win the race, its pretty hard for him to win from under the horses tail.......
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Old 26-10-2005, 12:52 PM   #19
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Well at least we know that Ambrose wont win the race, its pretty hard for him to win from under the horses tail.......
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Old 26-10-2005, 01:07 PM   #20
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Rick Kelly, the jockey of Lova Freerideatbathurst is rumoured to have been scratched after they thought his voice was too high pitched to sound like that of a real jockey.
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