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Old 22-05-2008, 11:24 PM   #1
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Default 6lt VN XR6???

Sorry.. I just wiped my eyes from tears of laughter and thought I would share...

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/vn-XR6-blue_W...QQcmdZViewItem

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Old 22-05-2008, 11:27 PM   #2
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and to think, if i owned a mobile phone i would probably understand what he wrote.
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Old 22-05-2008, 11:27 PM   #3
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can anyone pick the spelling mistakes in that ad

damn i want a gire box a stiring rack, and frunt an back bumers
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Old 22-05-2008, 11:29 PM   #4
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can anyone pick the spelling mistakes in that ad
where?
i think you must be mistaken.....are you serious?
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Old 22-05-2008, 11:29 PM   #5
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I'm wondering why its in the collector cars section?????

And the the number plate?!?! TRNUON


I gotta say, this ad covers nearly all cliches for VN commodore drivers

Glad it has frunt an back bumers too, you need those....
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Old 22-05-2008, 11:32 PM   #6
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Dam i want that VN with the stockies on the back :sm_drool:

Its got seats on the dash, a stirring rack & everything

I wonder what school he went to??? They should be shot out:

LMAO
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Old 22-05-2008, 11:37 PM   #7
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Was just wandering if I should click on the "ask seller a question" link & ask him what the hell that ad says???
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Old 22-05-2008, 11:39 PM   #8
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he will answer in holden talk you still never understand it or him for that matter
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he will answer in holden talk you still never understand it or him for that matter
exactly.
you need a VN Translator, not unlike the Polarizer, a product that makes you understand 'fully sick'.
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Old 22-05-2008, 11:42 PM   #10
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you got a point there asusdragon.

hey just noticed the starting bid is already way over what the car is worth even with the fully sick drop tank.
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Old 22-05-2008, 11:42 PM   #11
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you need a VN Translator.

VN translator LMFAO!

He could have at least cleaned up the engine bay & interior!
Then again whats the point look at the car
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Old 22-05-2008, 11:45 PM   #12
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I think my IQ has dropped also just reading this thread...
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Old 22-05-2008, 11:48 PM   #13
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Anyone noticed the plates on it? ............. TRNUON (Turn You On)
Edit: just noticed DoreSlamR already picked it.

Hang on, I think I may have just wet my self

Theres nothing like a good laugh.
Should we add this to the stupid plates thread???
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Old 22-05-2008, 11:54 PM   #14
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I think my IQ has dropped also just reading this thread...
i just keep wondering why the human mentallity is going downhill so quickly, i think i just found the answer,
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Old 23-05-2008, 12:10 AM   #15
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We should call him up to tell him to put it in the AFF For Sale section... "as there are many who are very interested".
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Old 23-05-2008, 12:26 AM   #16
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What a waste of paint!

Also... awesome single rim!
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Old 23-05-2008, 12:34 AM   #17
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I wonder with that 6 liter motor what it will do down the quarter.Paint looks like he knocked of 2o cans of blue from the reject shop and sprayed the car in the yard...
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Old 23-05-2008, 12:36 AM   #18
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thats just wrong on all levels
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Old 23-05-2008, 05:23 AM   #19
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That has to be a joke listing. I can't believe there's someone that retarded that has the ability to own a licence and register a vehicle and share the road with other motorists. I'm sure the premium plates and I use that term loosely, cost more than the car. :(
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Old 23-05-2008, 05:33 AM   #20
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Id buy it just to strip the paint of it and give it a decent burial.
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Old 23-05-2008, 07:17 AM   #21
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Do people actually talk like that?
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Old 23-05-2008, 07:44 AM   #22
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Eyed lyke two noe hoo dun vee deetayling soe eye ken wreckomennd vem two mi frends, buy vee waye eye beeleeve thay woz wun off vee besst spellurs att vare skooll. Bloody hell, I feel totally mentally exhausted after that experience, excuse me while I take some panadol and lie down. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... ....... :Reverend: :Reverend:
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Old 23-05-2008, 07:57 AM   #23
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I want to know how he managed to get the old V6 out to 6 litres!!!
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Eyed lyke two noe hoo dun vee deetayling soe eye ken wreckomennd vem two mi frends, buy vee waye eye beeleeve thay woz wun off vee besst spellurs att vare skooll. Bloody hell, I feel totally mentally exhausted after that experience, excuse me while I take some panadol and lie down. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... ....... :Reverend: :Reverend:
you sure your not an ex commy driver? you seem to have the language down pat :
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you sure your not an ex commy driver? you seem to have the language down pat :
Nah you can tell his trying to put on a show where as the pure dribble on the VN ad came naturally

Even after a sleep that ad is still bloody funny as hell, even the missus had a good laugh.
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Old 23-05-2008, 08:19 AM   #26
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Obviously no-one who has posted thu far is able to spell either... So far everyone has spelt it "fully sick"... do you not know anything? it IS Fulli !... that is the correct way to spell what this contraption is "meant to be"...

Now... back to topic... um... cant really think of anything nice to say, but its good to see such a detailed car on the inside... i wonder if the dirt is one of the "custom parts" he installed? :sm_headba
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It can't be a serious listing, the guy must of put it up for a laugh.
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Old 23-05-2008, 08:25 AM   #28
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Buyer "you missing two alloy rims?...its got steels on the back"

Seller "Na bro...found these two at the tip....look Fhooully Schick eh?"
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Aktuelly eye oened a vee l yeers bak, voud eyd nevva tuch a holedenn agan. Look at the effect it has on my spelling as soon as you mention the word holden, not again, pleez vats wy eye joyned vee 4d 4rums two gett aweigh frem holedenz.
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It can't be a serious listing, the guy must of put it up for a laugh.
Personally, if I owned a car that looked as "Fully Sick" as that, there's no way I'd admit to it !!
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