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Old 27-11-2008, 02:12 PM   #1
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Exclamation just read this

read : http://www.mustangforums.com/forum/s...d.php?t=368307




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Old 27-11-2008, 02:13 PM   #2
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hahaha... some people just shouldn't own cars....
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Old 27-11-2008, 02:17 PM   #3
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epic fail!!
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Old 27-11-2008, 02:20 PM   #4
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Well.....in my short but colourful life I rekon I'm pretty close to being able to say I've heard it all.
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Old 27-11-2008, 02:23 PM   #5
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i cannot comprehend how someone can really be that stupid. how these people get to adulthood is seriously beyond me.... :
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Old 27-11-2008, 02:24 PM   #6
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at least the idle is fixed........
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Old 27-11-2008, 02:30 PM   #7
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Old 27-11-2008, 02:36 PM   #8
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That's an absolute crack-up. After reading some of the thread it seems to be a true story and he didn't receive much sympathy from the other posters. Are some people really that stupid? Obviously, yes.
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Old 27-11-2008, 02:37 PM   #9
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at least the idle is fixed........
yup nice and smooth and very quiet lol
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Old 27-11-2008, 02:40 PM   #10
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and he is going to buy a GT-p just to wreck another great car..... please, someone shoot the stupid bugger.
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Old 27-11-2008, 02:57 PM   #11
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Old 27-11-2008, 03:15 PM   #12
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Wow.....just wow. :
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Old 27-11-2008, 03:27 PM   #13
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Man, what a good read. But to me, its obvious he is just trolling around. Its not for real, well, at least I didn't fall for it. I just knew from his original that he was bull poo'ing.
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Old 27-11-2008, 03:29 PM   #14
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and he is going to buy a GT-p just to wreck another great car..... please, someone shoot the stupid bugger.
Don't worry, it's not an FPV GT-P. Just a P.O.S FWD Pontiac.

Americans will never cease to amaze me.
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Old 27-11-2008, 03:30 PM   #15
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I believe his next step is to polish the intake ports with sand...
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Old 27-11-2008, 03:32 PM   #16
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Wow.....just wow. :
Just checked out your sig. Thats an awesome time for an AUII v8. Auto/Manual? What have you done to it? Its a beast!!! (im jelous ) :(


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I believe his next step is to polish the intake ports with sand...
I remember reading that one. The best days of my internet reading life!
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Old 27-11-2008, 03:47 PM   #17
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If true, what an idiot.

On a lighter note photolabgirl77 (post 25) sounds and looks like a nice gal

Good taste in cars too obviously :
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Old 27-11-2008, 03:48 PM   #18
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i call fake.
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Old 27-11-2008, 04:04 PM   #19
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total troll but funny none the less
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Old 27-11-2008, 04:36 PM   #20
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gotta be a wind up.
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Old 27-11-2008, 04:58 PM   #21
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Doh, of course it won't work, everyone knows water and oil don't mix, all the old oil has just floated to the top, probably still in the engine.......

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Old 27-11-2008, 05:49 PM   #22
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i reckon there would be a yank that stupid ,and yes thats close to the most stupid thing i have ever read
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Old 27-11-2008, 06:06 PM   #23
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when he said i was told "if it was alright", who gave him that advice to go ahead? his mum?
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Old 27-11-2008, 06:22 PM   #24
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( quote ) YOU REALLY ARE A MORON. CONSIDER TAKING MASS TRANSIT!!!

YOU CAN NOT RUN WATER THROUGH THE CRANKCASE OF AN ENGINE. IT IS NOW SEIZED UP AND WILL NEED REPLACING. PLEASE FIND ANOTHER HOBBY BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT THIS ONE!!! ( end quote )
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Old 27-11-2008, 06:32 PM   #25
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Could someone really be that dumb?
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Old 27-11-2008, 06:36 PM   #26
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Nobody.....Nobody could be that stupid!!!
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Old 27-11-2008, 06:48 PM   #27
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Old 27-11-2008, 06:57 PM   #28
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Nobody.....Nobody could be that stupid!!!
He is American !
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Old 27-11-2008, 07:04 PM   #29
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that will make an excellent ski boat motor already acclimatised to H2O

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