xmas morning break in

xbcool · 25-12-2009, 06:27 AM

I can't believe it,
we went to bed reasonably early last night only to awaken and find somebody has broken in to our home.

nothing was stolen but the living room was ransacked and all sorts of kids toys were left scattered through out the room.
no body saw or heard a thing ( appartently no even the mice stir this time of year)
the brazen baastard even had the hide to have a feed and drink one of my beers.

the only lead we have is a pile of animal droppings believed to be reindeer poop on the front lawn.
and neighbours say they saw a weird looking fellow cruising the streets in a firetruck late yesterday arvo, hypnotising the young with loud music and lollies.

we have a sketch of the bloke we are looking for

he was also descirbed as short ,overweight and jolly.

any info on this character would be appreciated as I wish to discuss the missing beer

steve

merry xmas all

woodsy109 · 25-12-2009, 06:41 AM

He was probably speeding too. Crush his fire truck. Hoons like this make me sick.

Hords · 25-12-2009, 06:43 AM

You had me going there....

Merry Xmas

||| · 25-12-2009, 07:23 AM

haha well done. you had me

Mickxr8 · 25-12-2009, 07:38 AM

haha well done. you had me too. last thing we need today is bad news.

merry xmas to one and all !

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**buggerlugs** · 25-12-2009, 07:41 AM

Have a great day to all the members and hope all the kids of members have an even better day Merry Christmas

**ebxr8240** · 25-12-2009, 07:54 AM

Aha I fit that build... Yea the food part sort of gave it away?? Ahaha
But I swear I only kissed "my' Mrs...Lol...

Merry Christmas to everyone..
Have a SAFE and HEALTHY new year...
Take it easy ....

FALCONXTV8 · 25-12-2009, 08:27 AM

Unbelievable!!The same thing happened here!!.................Merry Christmas to all.

Jason[98.EL] · 25-12-2009, 08:50 AM

brilliant thread

my heart sank when i read the title till i read the post i was then in a laughing fit

have a good one all

Jason

xr8 utey · 25-12-2009, 09:56 AM

good one!

i'll send you a replacement beer!

**DJM83** · 25-12-2009, 10:04 AM

Had me all over mate.
Merry Christmas to you and everyone on AFF

fordOwner · 25-12-2009, 10:38 AM

oh man! your house got done too!!!??
ive called the electrician - hes coming over on tuesday to install some security sensor lights.

matty88 · 25-12-2009, 10:41 AM

You had me man

Merry Xmas

Iggypoppin' · 25-12-2009, 11:10 AM

Very good, shows how gullible we all are! Happy Christmas gang

Streets · 25-12-2009, 02:14 PM

I caught the bastard in the act! Put a .22 in his **** cheek as he was getting back in his little red MX5. He won't be back anytime soon.

r8response · 25-12-2009, 02:20 PM

Saw the thread topic, and thought to myself "you've got to be kidding".

Only to read it and see it for what it really was. Good play!!!

lemon · 25-12-2009, 03:21 PM

I thought to myself you poor bloke .good one .Merry Christmas to all.Santa bought our gardens something RAIN

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bcr2734 · 25-12-2009, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Streets

I caught the bastard in the act! Put a .22 in his **** cheek as he was getting back in his little red MX5. He won't be back anytime soon.

i suspose the bullet was for driving the MX5

ieatsports_cars · 25-12-2009, 04:48 PM

ROFL !!! you so had me too, MERRY CHRISTMAS

fou_bleu · 25-12-2009, 05:17 PM

lol - Merry Christmas all!!!

Hope y'all got what you wanted!

Happy New Year too...

Papa Smurf · 26-12-2009, 12:06 AM

He must have been the bloke that Kevin Bloody Wilson talks about. He used to come to my kids when they were little, loves little kids and laughs a lot?

I must agree with a few others, I thought when I read the title, , another poor bugger gets hit on CHRISTMAS of all time...

Good one and a Merry Christmas to you all.

Stattic · 26-12-2009, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woodsy109

He was probably speeding too. Crush his fire truck. Hoons like this make me sick.

LOL what a laugh

xbcool · 25-12-2010, 07:20 AM

I can't believe it it's happened again two years in a row what are the odds.

merry xmas all

steve

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbcool

I can't believe it,
we went to bed reasonably early last night only to awaken and find somebody has broken in to our home.

nothing was stolen but the living room was ransacked and all sorts of kids toys were left scattered through out the room.
no body saw or heard a thing ( appartently no even the mice stir this time of year)
the brazen baastard even had the hide to have a feed and drink one of my beers.

the only lead we have is a pile of animal droppings believed to be reindeer poop on the front lawn.
and neighbours say they saw a weird looking fellow cruising the streets in a firetruck late yesterday arvo, hypnotising the young with loud music and lollies.

we have a sketch of the bloke we are looking for

he was also descirbed as short ,overweight and jolly.

any info on this character would be appreciated as I wish to discuss the missing beer

steve

merry xmas all

GTP-814 · 25-12-2010, 07:53 AM

like everyone elkse my heartsank for you
Now its ful of laughter

cheers everyone

TheInterceptor · 25-12-2010, 09:32 AM

Haha, i enter this thread thinking ah what the ..... and then realise what it actually is...
You got me again. rrr!

Have a good one.

04redxr8 · 25-12-2010, 09:40 AM

Well done. You got me too.

Merry Christmas all.

GTP 044 · 25-12-2010, 09:47 AM

Got me here too

Hope everybody has a fantastic day.
Cheers,
Greg.

XCwillo · 25-12-2010, 11:07 AM

You slippery Gypsy you had me on for a second there!!

Merry Fordmass!

Coyote mk3 · 25-12-2010, 11:11 AM

Ya had me goin'

Merry Christmas everyone - safe traveling.

flappist · 25-12-2010, 11:39 AM

So where are all our photoshop gurus? I am fairly confident a pic, series of pics or a youtube movie showing Santa being booked by speed cameras would be rather popular.

Merry Xmas all.

Be safe out there.