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Old 03-08-2015, 10:06 PM   #1
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Please enjoy this wildly hilarious thread, targeted at no one in particular, in a responsible manner. You can thrill to the non gender specific person of indeterminate characteristics in a respectful and appropriate manner. Above all, do not laugh in case you offend someone! Now, enjoy some mild amusement at nobody's expense! But no laughing!

Someone's singing Lord, kumbyah...
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Please enjoy this wildly hilarious thread, targeted at no one in particular, in a responsible manner. You can thrill to the non gender specific person of indeterminate characteristics in a respectful and appropriate manner. Above all, do not laugh in case you offend someone! Now, enjoy some mild amusement at nobody's expense! But no laughing!

Someone's singing Lord, kumbyah...
Man! The 70's were good to you.
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Can i mention the forbidden model ford??
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Please enjoy this wildly hilarious thread, targeted at no one in particular, in a responsible manner. You can thrill to the non gender specific person of indeterminate characteristics in a respectful and appropriate manner. Above all, do not laugh in case you offend someone! Now, enjoy some mild amusement at nobody's expense! But no laughing!

Someone's singing Lord, kumbyah...
Sounds like AFF is the AFL and a certain green someone is no longer fair game
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Man! The 70's were good to you.
I would not swap my time in the 70s for anything. Great music, great cars and Paul Hogan...
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^^^ and X Falcons ^^^
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60s and 70s were awesome, if my memory serves me well...
It may or may not depending on the year and the amount of super and additives used

Toluene was good - can you still buy that?
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60s and 70s were awesome, if my memory serves me well...
It may or may not depending on the year and the amount of super and additives used

Toluene was good - can you still buy that?
Was still available in 1999, the last I encountered it in a workplace. That stuff was wicked!!!
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Can i mention the forbidden model ford??
Do so at your own peril Hulk!!

What is this 'forbidden model?
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Do so at your own peril Hulk!!

What is this 'forbidden model?
The ugly duckling
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Did you hear the one about the Martian, Venusian and Uranus inhabitant ?
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I must be getting old and sillier than usual Big Damo, but if it is the AU that you are referring to, I actually caught myself admiring an XR8 variant that someone had posted in another thread...
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If you're talking about your Aurion with Ford badges stuck on, no! Or is it your Ford with Toyota badges? So confusing keeping up with what you, your mates, your CEO, etc. own/drive.

The 70's rocked! Even if I was on the younger side. Sunny Boy's, Viewmaster, Star Wars, Welcome Back Kotter. Good times. Not to sure if my folks remember it much though. Bloody Hippies!
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I must be getting old and sillier than usual Big Damo, but if it is the AU that you are referring to, I actually caught myself admiring an XR8 variant that someone had posted in another thread...
Shoulda gone to specsavers
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Was still available in 1999, the last I encountered it in a workplace. That stuff was wicked!!!

...and the Firezone stuff from Golden Fleece to clean out your carby!
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...and the Firezone stuff from Golden Fleece to clean out your carby!
I used to love smoking out the entire street with Firezone
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My mate who is a company executive has an Aurion with a leaky rear main seal. When I told him that everyone would boooo and laugh at him driving that car he said he couldn't handle coming into work anymore as he felt he was being discriminated against
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My mate who is a company executive has an Aurion with a leaky rear main seal. When I told him that everyone would boooo and laugh at him driving that car he said he couldn't handle coming into work anymore as he felt he was being discriminated against
Why didn't he consider the FG-X?
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Because the FGX XT can't do sub 5's like the Aurion...
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Why didn't he consider the FG-X?
Why would he when the Toyota is far superior, it has better resale, looks better, is cheaper to begin with and embarrass’s just about most V8’s on the road. its a no brainer.
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Did that with redex once. Whole street covered with smoke and neighbours thinking WTF!
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^^^ This! He wanted something that will rape most V8's mainly. I told him to go buy a territory instead
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^^^ This! He wanted something that will rape most V8's mainly. I told him to go buy a territory instead
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If he did a v8 conversion it would be, just not the 5.6L Boss motor. Everyone knows they are garbage.
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guess what ????

i bought an orrryon

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Anyone know the old "poem"?

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