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Old 02-09-2005, 03:37 PM   #1
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Default Stupid model names

Looking around, there has been some really diabolical names for car models in the past years, and there looks to be a few at the moment! It seems the Asian manufacturers have nearly got a monopoly on the total nonsense style of naming, but Holden has come out with one of their own just recently which I have included in the list below.

Here's a few for starters, but feel free to add to the list if any names have caught your attention, be they hillarious or just stupid.

* Holden Barina "SportsGirl"
* Nissan Pulsar "Reebok"
* Suzuki MightyBoy
* Suzuki Jimny
* Hyundai Terracan (Terror-Can???!!!)
* Nissan Cedric (classic!)
* Subaru Sherpa (WTF!)
* Ferrari SuperAmerica (honestly, WTF)
* Toyota Tercel
* Nissan Bongo van

... and as mentioned above, a newcomer from The General!
* Rebadged HSV Grange - Buick Royaum "Sporty" !?!?

You just have to wonder WTF was going on in the minds of the approval boards who signed off on these names!! : :ticking: :

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Old 02-09-2005, 03:39 PM   #2
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What was the name of that Laser with the high @$$ end on it called again?

Ford Laser Lynx, or something like that, was it?
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Old 02-09-2005, 03:40 PM   #3
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hey the lynx is a nice car...dont knock it. And the name isn't that bad at all.

I think daewoo win this comp!
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Old 02-09-2005, 03:42 PM   #4
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I always thought toyota kluger was a pretty hideous name for a car.
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Pajero is espanol for "****er" :
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Old 02-09-2005, 03:44 PM   #6
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i think the lynx are utterly ugly
mind you the first one i saw was a stocker with a milo tin
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Pajero is espanol for "****er" :
haha i remember readin that somwhere
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Old 02-09-2005, 03:48 PM   #8
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hey the lynx is a nice car...dont knock it. And the name isn't that bad at all.

I think daewoo win this comp!
Heh, knew something may take offence to that.

What about Ssangyong?
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Old 02-09-2005, 03:52 PM   #9
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Heh, knew something may take offence to that.

What about Ssangyong?
Oh so now I am a thing...lol

Someone was selling a turbo lynx on these forums not long ago..that looked hot!

EDIT - http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...highlight=lynx

Yeah ssangyoung's are utter poo. LOL! Speaking of which I saw one yesterday (the first 4x4 model) that was debadged..and he put merc ones on to replace them..hahahaha I know they supply there engines but still.....
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Old 02-09-2005, 03:53 PM   #10
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holden skurry (slurry) is another crap one
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Old 02-09-2005, 04:06 PM   #11
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Oh so now I am a thing...lol

Someone was selling a turbo lynx on these forums not long ago..that looked hot!

EDIT - http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...highlight=lynx

Yeah ssangyoung's are utter poo. LOL! Speaking of which I saw one yesterday (the first 4x4 model) that was debadged..and he put merc ones on to replace them..hahahaha I know they supply there engines but still.....
Oh s**t. My bad. Must be having a blonde day.
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Old 02-09-2005, 04:11 PM   #12
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Personally i think the Cruze is pretty retarded as well...

But then hyundai sonata? huh? Who names cars after Italian musical terminology, especially when it's a heap of crud. Most car names are pretty stupid actually... but hey, I'm just a consumer, I don't know anything... ;)

Excel? Excel at what, being sh1thouse?
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Old 02-09-2005, 04:17 PM   #13
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ROTFLMAO hahahahaha that is the perfect call :
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Old 02-09-2005, 04:40 PM   #14
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excel power sprint. not sure if its actually a model or some aftermarket sticker. it was on an early boxy hatchback.
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Old 02-09-2005, 05:10 PM   #15
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Chrysler LaBaron

My personal favorite (i used to drive one):

Toyota Crown Royal Saloon
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Old 02-09-2005, 05:18 PM   #16
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Old 02-09-2005, 05:24 PM   #17
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Laser- Carla Zampatti!
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Old 02-09-2005, 05:27 PM   #18
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Chrysler LaBaron

My personal favorite (i used to drive one):

Toyota Crown Royal Saloon
hehe, someone near my house has a crown royal saloon with the plates "PMPDDY".
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Chrysler LaBaron

My personal favorite (i used to drive one):

Toyota Crown Royal Saloon
we had a Toyota Crown Super Saloon.

anyone gonna mention the JAZZ or even GETZ?
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Commodore:- they work on a boat don't they..? :ymca:



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i saw a few wicked names for the jap names of certain cars:

Mitsubishi Town Box
Mitsubishi Toppo BJ
Nissan Condor Dump
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What about Ford Probe?
What's it gonna probe?

Statesman International Greg Norman Edition (winner of the longest name)

Holden Sunbird

In Indonesia they made a car called the "Timor"

Not sure which brand but "Mighty Boy"

Not sure if this is official yet but in keeping with Holden Naval names like commodore, senator and even director, Holden is launching the new commodore successor; the "Rear Admiral".

Mini trucks called TATA

Holden Nova
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Laminge in a Suzuki MightyBoy- I'de like to see that!
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Honda Jazz's Jap name... "Honda Fit"
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Old 02-09-2005, 06:27 PM   #27
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There was a short article in Motor or Wheels a while back with some shocking Asian named cars in it. Was perhaps a year or two ago now. I remember the "Geely Beauty Leopard" from some Chinese car company and many others that were just terrible.

In Aus, I think the worst are:

Seat (pronounced say-at) but still a stupid brand name for here.

Proton Waja - one of the worst selling cars with the worst resale... could be the name???

Daewoo still sounds terrible to my ears, even though they have been around for a while now. I couldnt buy a car with name like that: "What sort of car do you drive?" "... "I drive a Daewoo"... thats a good one for a first date!

Suzuki Swift - oxymoron?

Holden Adventra - reminds me of Ace Ventura - Pet Detective

Mitsubishi Diamante (rebadged Magna) - Diamante = fake Diamonds = try hard

Holden Cruz - pronounced Cruzz to rhyme with crud

HSV Maloo - something about toilets?

Ford Probe (sorry, but it had to be said)

and my personal favourite (car and name).......... THE CAMRY SPORTIVO!!!!
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Old 02-09-2005, 06:29 PM   #28
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toyota avalon
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Old 02-09-2005, 06:36 PM   #30
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Toyota Avalon, it's a bloody airport!
Ford Edsel, crap car with a crap name.
Subaru Baja (they sell it state side). WTF?!

And don't be knocking the Sherpa! They are great fun, unless you get hit by something bigger than a go kart.
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