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Old 21-04-2007, 10:13 PM   #1
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Gotta love it......


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Old 21-04-2007, 10:38 PM   #2
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LOL,that's gold.

The only thing that worrys me is why are you looking at an 1991 excel????
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Old 21-04-2007, 10:41 PM   #3
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HAHAHAH! AWESOME!

I like the disclaimer he puts at the end.
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Old 21-04-2007, 10:42 PM   #4
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Love the 'additional aftermarket features'. I can see this car setting a new auction record.
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Old 21-04-2007, 10:44 PM   #5
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Hahaha! Good find!
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Old 22-04-2007, 08:29 AM   #6
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HAHAHAH! AWESOME!

I like the disclaimer he puts at the end.

Why would anyone doubt him?........haha
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Old 22-04-2007, 09:03 AM   #7
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Very good, loved this line

"Front and Rear Parking Sensors - commonly called bumper bars"
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Old 22-04-2007, 09:28 AM   #8
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I must have that car. It's in my area too. :sm_drool: :sm_drool: :sm_drool:
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Old 22-04-2007, 12:35 PM   #9
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Christ, It's got power windows AND a sunroof, which that $800K Phase 3 doesn't!
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Old 22-04-2007, 12:50 PM   #10
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Old 22-04-2007, 06:20 PM   #11
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so any one put a bid on lol
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Old 22-04-2007, 06:28 PM   #12
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That's it. Going to buy a 91 Excel now. It's persuaded me to buy one, because of the "Fulli ***" value. ***Rolls eyes***


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Old 22-04-2007, 06:33 PM   #13
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ITs a DEAL !
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Old 22-04-2007, 06:38 PM   #14
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That was very good.

The rustmaster leakomatic roof sounds impressive.
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Old 22-04-2007, 06:43 PM   #15
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thats hilarious! damn, its got more options than my car...
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Old 22-04-2007, 07:26 PM   #16
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Pay that... That is gold...
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Old 22-04-2007, 11:26 PM   #17
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If I sell my washing machine and dryer this weeekend I'm ganna buy it and have some fun :eclipsee_
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Old 23-04-2007, 12:47 AM   #18
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Lol I love this bit:

"Traction Control - not enough power to spin the wheels even on an ice rink
Cruise Control - keep your foot on the accelerator pedal at the same spot
Full navigation system - I will throw in a street directroy
Anti lock brakes - similar to cruise control above just dont press too hard on the middle pedal
Dual Zone Climate Control - inside and outside. And yes they are both climates!
Front and Rear Parking Sensors - commonly called bumper bars"
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Old 23-04-2007, 03:18 PM   #19
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Before it dissapears.

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Hyundai Excel 1991 Fully Sick Chick Magnet!!!!!!!!!!

Do you have trouble meeting people??

Cant get ladies to look at you twice?

Well now your problems are solved!!

This fully sick 1991 Hyundai Excel has the street appeal to make you popular with everyone!

I need to sell it because im getting married soon and the missus is sick of all the female attention i get when i drive this car (hence the reason its unregistered) so it is regrettably up for sale.

With such high performance features as Crapola Bubbletint window tinting, Pimp-my-ride 13" alloy wheels, Rustmaster Leakomatic sunroof with upgraded silicon infusion technology and yes wait for it!!!! - bogstock cassette player for profound levels of bass and musical clarity.

Additional aftermarket features bring the level of appointment of this mean machine up to the equipment level of many of todays luxury cars

Traction Control - not enough power to spin the wheels even on an ice rink
Cruise Control - keep your foot on the accelerator pedal at the same spot
Full navigation system - I will throw in a street directroy
Anti lock brakes - similar to cruise control above just dont press too hard on the middle pedal
Dual Zone Climate Control - inside and outside. And yes they are both climates!
Front and Rear Parking Sensors - commonly called bumper bars
Driving down the road in this baby is a surreal experience. Having stunning ladies (and even some guys!!!) asking if they can come for a ride can get quite annoying when it happens every 100m. Some of the famous ladies who I have said no to a ride in this car are:

Claudia Schiffer
Mischa Barton
Lindsay Lohan
Paris (yes I know - im the only one to turn her down for anything!)
Every cheerleader for every NRL football team
The list goes on and on I dont have time to put them all here. Also to any ladies interested in the car dont worry - there are plenty of men who have thrown themselves at me in this car but I didnt want to go into too much detail about that here.....

Suffice to say that this car makes those Lynx deodorant ads look like a nun convention, so get your hands on this road weapon and start meeting new, famous and sexy people straight away. Forget the internet dating websites!!!! This car is much more effective.

So get bidding and get yourself a piece of Korean Motoring History

Call me on ******** if you have any questions or want to take a look at the car

*Please note some of the abovementioned features and comments may be embellished with artistic license and may or not be factual.

The car is sold in unregistered as-is condition and has EFI,5 speed manul, Power Windows, Central Locking, Sunroof and Mags.

The car runs, blows a little bit of smoke and probably needs a few things done to it to get it roadworthy (removing window tint and repair of the exhaust last time I went to get a safety certificate.) but its cheap and it goes.
That's a good one.
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Old 23-04-2007, 05:24 PM   #20
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Lol I love this bit:

"Traction Control - not enough power to spin the wheels even on an ice rink
Cruise Control - keep your foot on the accelerator pedal at the same spot
Full navigation system - I will throw in a street directroy
Anti lock brakes - similar to cruise control above just dont press too hard on the middle pedal
Dual Zone Climate Control - inside and outside. And yes they are both climates!
Front and Rear Parking Sensors - commonly called bumper bars"
hahahahahahaha, yeh, i'll pay that, gold!
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